True Story: I met a furry last night

[gozf]

Ok, not met. I'd met her before. But I didn't know she was a furry until last night. Even though I had a million questions, I only asked a few because I didn't want to alienate her.

She is a very nice girl. She just happens to like to have sex while wearing a fox costume.

I also learned about an adult book store/sex club in my area. For the low, low price of $12, you can come in and watch all the porns and have sex with whomever you want. There is a gay side and a straight side. There is a WALL OF GLORY HOLES. And there are carpeted benches where people have group sex.

How do they clean the carpeted benches?

I have so many questions. There are so many things I need to know. My head is spinning. I am so, so, so curious.

Thor is all, "You are not going there. We are not going there."

Spoilsport. I don't have to have the sex on the benches. I really, really don't. But there is a part of me that feels like this is something I have to see for myself.

Maybe that's my new part time job! I will collect the $12!!!

Oh my god. What a night!

[dcannie]

this is fascinating.

i imagine getting it on in a big fur costume would be so hot. temperature hot, not turned on hot.

[mypunkinpie]

What did you do last night that brought on this font of knowledge?

[Mrs.Beagle]

Field trip!

[lkoenig]

this is fantastic!

you really have to go check this place out

[EmilieMadison]

All I can think about is that CSI episode with the furries where they explain "scritching".

+o(

[gozf]

We were talking about how we always see this mysterious place referred to on CL missed connections. So we googled it, and lo and behold -- sex club! Then we talked about how we thought the carpeted benches sounded like a biohazard and that we could probably make a better sex club. Somehow, that led to the fact that we wouldn't want a lot of those people who pretend to be babies, because they'd weird everyone out. I said that furries, however, would definitely be embraces. And she announced, "I'm a furry!!" And I said, "For real?"

Yes, for real.

[gozf]

Jun 27, 2012 9:13:58 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

All I can think about is that CSI episode with the furries where they explain "scritching".

YES!

That was how I learned about furries!

She hasn't gotten together with a lot of them and humped everyone in a pile, though. No conventions. Yet.

[firedancer49]

This post is awesome!

[Deleted]

Jun 27, 2012 9:13:58 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

All I can think about is that CSI episode with the furries where they explain "scritching".

Every time I hear about furries, I think of this episode... :-|

[Mrs.Beagle]

I'm going to need the name of this club.

[mypunkinpie]

Jun 27, 2012 9:17:22 GMT -5 @stpete said:

My friend had never heard of glory holes until our run a week ago. She had so many questions and we decided to go glory hole hunting. We went to the local gar bar and never made it further. After some google searchs it turns out there may be on at a local K Mart, but I can't bring myself to go looking. So- long story short, if you go take a pic and send it to me for her.

Glory hole wut? Please to explain.

[Deleted]

I went to a party once where the DJ had hired furries to dance with everyone. They also performed simulated sex acts on stage. They would also scream for no reason. It was scary.

[roadstar]

Jun 27, 2012 9:18:38 GMT -5 namasteak said:

logistically I don't understand how sex works in a furry costume.
But yes, you do need to go see this place for yourself.

Yea I don't quite see how it all would work. I am thinking there is no actual penetration?!

[gozf]

Jun 27, 2012 9:27:06 GMT -5 roadstar said:

Jun 27, 2012 9:18:38 GMT -5 namasteak said:

logistically I don't understand how sex works in a furry costume.
But yes, you do need to go see this place for yourself.

Yea I don't quite see how it all would work. I am thinking there is no actual penetration?!

Scissors. Velcro. Flaps. There are ways, people!!

[dcannie]

Jun 27, 2012 9:27:06 GMT -5 roadstar said:

Jun 27, 2012 9:18:38 GMT -5 namasteak said:

logistically I don't understand how sex works in a furry costume.
But yes, you do need to go see this place for yourself.

Yea I don't quite see how it all would work. I am thinking there is no actual penetration?!

i thought maybe there was a flap/chute that could open. but maybe not. maybe the friction in the suit is enough? so many things to think about.

[iamali]

I have way too many questions about the $12 sex club.

Like, do these people use condoms?

Are they fearful of STD's?

I wonder prostitutes are angry because it takes away their business.

Do people have to get screened before they get a "membership"?

Are the people that go there like super hot, medium hot, regular hot, or not at all hot?


I also can't fathom the thought of having sex with random people, but to each thier own I guess?

[partiallysunny]

I thought real furries just liked to dress up and live life in a mascot costume and it wasn't a sex fetish? Is Taboo lying to me?

[gozf]

Jun 27, 2012 9:33:23 GMT -5 iamali said:

I have way too many questions about the $12 sex club.

Like, do these people use condoms?

Are they fearful of STD's?

I wonder prostitutes are angry because it takes away their business.

Do people have to get screened before they get a "membership"?

Are the people that go there like super hot, medium hot, regular hot, or not at all hot?


I also can't fathom the thought of having sex with random people, but to each thier own I guess?

I don't know the answer to most of these!

I hope they use condoms. I'm sure there's no screening. This doesn't sound like a fancy place.

I don't think it would impact prostitution at all, though. Totally different things.

[missyny]

I had noooo idea what you were talking about and then BAM! I got it.
I saw that movie Fur. Did you?
I cried and got all emotionally into it.

It's all so fascinating.

[gozf]

A glory hole is a hole in the wall that guys put their penises into, and then someone on the other side then puts them in the orifice of his or her choice.

Was that delicately put?? I tried to be delicate.

[hisno1girl]

I would SO go there but I'd have to wear a hazmat suit and burn the shoes that I wore in.

Just for curiosity's sake.

[julesf84]

I remember coming across a documentary on furries a few years ago. It's so strange to me.

If you were the $12 collector, you'd see ALL kinds of people. I wonder if the collector has to give out a hand stamp so people can come and go. Maybe the stamp goes somewhere else at a sex club. I don't know. lol

[gozf]

Jun 27, 2012 9:36:52 GMT -5 missyny said:

I had noooo idea what you were talking about and then BAM! I got it.
I saw that movie Fur. Did you?
I cried and got all emotionally into it.

It's all so fascinating.

With Nicole Kidman and RDJr? The fictionalized biography of Diane Arbus? I saw it, but I didn't like it. Even though I like both of them. And Diane Arbus. It just wasn't my thang.

[missyny]

yeah, that's the one.
I was hating it, too, and then I loved it. It caught hold of me somewhere along.

[eightangryreindeer]

Jun 27, 2012 9:35:53 GMT -5 namasteak said:

Jun 27, 2012 9:29:14 GMT -5 gozf said:

Scissors. Velcro. Flaps. There are ways, people!!

But those costumes are pretty padded most of the time right?

No, just baggy.

[missyny]

Are glory holes, like, -- all over the place? What is this Kmart talk? !!??
I thought they were just at clubs.
Is there a 'thing' out there where glory holes exist and the common public has no idea the 'holing' is going on?

My eyes are going to be O P E N in Kmart!

[eightangryreindeer]

Wait was Diane Arbus a furrie?!?!

The thing that grosses me out here the most is the $12. lol. Carpeted benches are a close second.

Have you talked to Winged lately?

[gozf]

Jun 27, 2012 9:45:06 GMT -5 eightangryreindeer said:

Wait was Diane Arbus a furrie?!?!

The thing that grosses me out here the most is the $12. lol. Carpeted benches are a close second.

Have you talked to Winged lately?

She WASN'T. The movie was all, "what if Diane Arbus had a neighbor who had an excess of body hair and looked like a werewolf, and what if she fell in love with him and they had an affair, and then he died, and what if that's why she left her family and became a super awesome photographer? WHAT IF THAT HAPPENED, GUYS??"

It's totally not what happened.

lol. I should contact Winger about this. Good call!

[missyny]

Jun 27, 2012 9:48:35 GMT -5 gozf said:

Jun 27, 2012 9:45:06 GMT -5 eightangryreindeer said:

Wait was Diane Arbus a furrie?!?!

The thing that grosses me out here the most is the $12. lol. Carpeted benches are a close second.

Have you talked to Winged lately?

She WASN'T. The movie was all, "what if Diane Arbus had a neighbor who had an excess of body hair and looked like a werewolf, and what if she fell in love with him and they had an affair, and then he died, and what if that's why she left her family and became a super awesome photographer? WHAT IF THAT HAPPENED, GUYS??"

It's totally not what happened.

lol. I should contact Winger about this. Good call!

ohhhhHHHHHhhhhh....
i'm stupid.
I thought she was a furry.

hmph.