The 29 Whitest Family Photos of All Time

[ttt]

OMG number 8!

[EllieT]

OMG! My in-laws actually have no 26 on their wall. Except FIL is more in a sideview/profile.

[meshaliuknits]

The goth Santa one is killing me.

[obladi]

what is just as funny is the link at the bottom that brings you to 26 black people not amused by white people.

[meshaliuknits]

Nov 7, 2013 13:51:47 GMT -5 obladi said:

what is just as funny is the link at the bottom that brings you to 26 black people not amused by white people.

I'm watching this one over and over:

[bhnumbers]

I've seen these before and I'm (still) really, really disturbed by #6. What the actual fuck??

I need eye bleach, stat!

[ESF]

19

26

OMG

[bhnumbers]

Nov 7, 2013 13:55:27 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Nov 7, 2013 13:54:05 GMT -5 bhnumbers said:

I've seen these before and I'm (still) really, really disturbed by #6. What the actual fuck??

I need eye bleach, stat!

this but not the DD touching the fake penis?

no, that's pretty terrible, too…IT'S ALL BAD!!!

[terpsfan]

My 12 cousins and I have a version of #22...we are all in family coordinated primary color turtlenecks and white jeans. Ahh, 1990.

[terpsfan]

Sorry dup, angry bear

[Wrath0fKuus]

#8 has me laughing in a work-inappropriate way.

[eclaires]

Nov 7, 2013 14:00:34 GMT -5 terpsfan said:

My 12 cousins and I have a version of #22...we are all in family coordinated primary color turtlenecks and white jeans. Ahh, 1990.

We totally have pics like that one too.  Family and extended family!  Awesome.

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I'm crying. CRYING.


DS's school picture at daycare last year (yes, he was 4 months, SHUT UP) - one of the options had an overlay of him, so there was this large, airbrushed photo of him in the upper quadrant, kind of translucent, over the rest of the portrait. It was AWFUL. it was part of the package so we gave it to MIL. who LOVES it.

[IIOY]

WTF no. 15?

And no. 7 - that's totally Doc from Love Boat, amirite?

[sushi]

Nov 7, 2013 14:02:34 GMT -5 Wrath0fKuus said:

#8 has me laughing in a work-inappropriate way.

That's the one that did me in.

[josieposy]

I swear I went to high school with pretty much all of those people in #21. Not really, but they looked just like that!

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Nov 7, 2013 14:10:11 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Nov 7, 2013 14:05:27 GMT -5 @mrsbecky07 said:

I'm crying. CRYING.


DS's school picture at daycare last year (yes, he was 4 months, SHUT UP) - one of the options had an overlay of him, so there was this large, airbrushed photo of him in the upper quadrant, kind of translucent, over the rest of the portrait. It was AWFUL. it was part of the package so we gave it to MIL. who LOVES it.

ahem. target offers these and get them for the kids all the time. i just laugh and laugh and laugh at them.

OMG we can get them done at Target?!?!?  I know what MIL is getting for christmas......haha.

[msmerymac]

Nov 7, 2013 13:55:27 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

Nov 7, 2013 13:54:05 GMT -5 bhnumbers said:

I've seen these before and I'm (still) really, really disturbed by #6. What the actual fuck??

I need eye bleach, stat!

this but not the DD touching the fake penis?

That's number 13. Which has me both laughing and crying in horror. The fake pubic hair!

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I'm just gonna put this here.

[pixy0stix]

I shouldn't have looked while I'm eating my lunch.

[pescalita]

Nov 7, 2013 14:03:53 GMT -5 eclaires said:

Nov 7, 2013 14:00:34 GMT -5 terpsfan said:

My 12 cousins and I have a version of #22...we are all in family coordinated primary color turtlenecks and white jeans. Ahh, 1990.

We totally have pics like that one too.  Family and extended family!  Awesome.

MrP has one with his siblings from HS.

[canthelpmyself]

13 is uhm, you know.

And I swear, every white family I know has done 22 minus the leg clinging.

[sushi]

Nov 7, 2013 15:36:24 GMT -5 canthelpmyself said:

13 is uhm, you know.

And I swear, every white family I know has done 22 minus the leg clinging.

I certainly have! We have a formal portrait of us in all white. And pretty much every time there's a family gathering for a holiday, Gramma wants us to do a photo in coordinating outfits. We did jeans with white shirts 1 year, but most years were something like an oxford blue shirt with khaki pants. We are so waspy.

[kapoentje]

Nov 7, 2013 15:36:24 GMT -5 canthelpmyself said:

13 is uhm, you know.

And I swear, every white family I know has done 22 minus the leg clinging.

Truth.

Then there was the Fall of '93... That year was denim *shirt* themed. See what we did there??

Also, heavy on turquoise jewelry.

And in a gazebo. A GAZEBO.

*awkwardly places mic on ground*

[abramos]

Damn. Work blocks the link. I think I will have to view that at home tonight!