I have a harem of young arab men who fly me around the country to speak at their conferences and then try to take me out to dinner. Oh, and I also had an Arab stalker who started stalking me after a two hour human rights dinner (including sending 8 voicemails in fifteen minutes telling me he couldn't live without me). Does that count?
ETA: I'm only half joking. There really are 10+ young male Arab (18 - 25 or so) activists who are apparently REALLY into me. I've been flown to about three conferences so far, and I have to break their poor little hearts all the time.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
I think I look decent when I'm facing you (or a camera). My profile sucks though - I have the stereotypical Eastern European shnozz.
Omg, I have this problem too. I think I'm super cute in the mirror and then I get a candid photo from the size and WHOA. In addition to my father's nose I carry my weight very squarely, so I'm way thinner straight on than in profile.
ETA: Also? I totally looked through a bunch of crap pictures of me racing to find that one. Notice I didn't post one from the half marathon where I was crying at the end. I run like a duck.
"Not gonna lie; I kind of keep expecting you to post one day that you threw down on someone who clearly had no idea that today was NOT THEIR DAY." ~dontcallmeshirley
Decidedly not hot. In the wrong lighting, I tend to look kind of like Homer Simpson. When I'm skinnier, I look better. However, I have big ol' eyes, a decent nose, and nice hair (when it's not freaking out).
At 100lbs lighter with a lot of make-up and a push-up bra, yes.
Now, not at all. I do have fabulous hair and drag queens have compliments my lips. And you know drag queen compliments are the highest form of flattery.
At 100lbs lighter with a lot of make-up and a push-up bra, yes.
Now, not at all. I do have fabulous hair and drag queens have compliments my lips. And you know drag queen compliments are the highest form of flattery.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."