Post by OHMBLEEGOHHHHH! on Jun 28, 2012 17:30:18 GMT -5
Swimming with girls in pool. Squeeze Cami. Diarrhea cloud comes out. Panic, grab her, and run into the house, attempting to hold her swim diaper shut (fail). Run upstairs and into bathroom to put Cami in tub. Slip with wet feet, wrench ankle, and catch self by armpit with clawfoot tub (note: I did my first workout yesterday and am VERY SORE). At least I didn't drop Cambria. Wash baby. Baby is having the best time of her life. Finally get baby clean. Splash some water on her front to rinse and hit tiny vaginie. Pee squirts back out, all over self. Baby immediately splashes in it and then stuffs fingers into mouth.
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"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
My worst fear is being the one responsible for closing the public pool. Last summer we went to the outdoor pool and there were kids outside kicking dirt and holding towels. We tried to open the door and this kid is like "don't bother. Some baby shat in there".
I'm dying laughing at this. My kids have never shat i the pool. SO FAR.
omg ombligo, I would die. This is actually further confirmation that I don't want a pool at home. I can just leave the public pool with my baby's poo instead.
A 7.5 yr old floated a log in my sister's pool last summer. My sister was HORRIFIED, as this kid was obviously old enough to know WTF was going on. The kid's mother, however, acted like it was, in fact, NBD, and got her kids out of the pool, dried them off, and took them home. NEVER SAID A WORD! :-|
My sister was like: uhm, wait, you forgot Mr. Hanky here...who's going after the floater?
Post by OHMBLEEGOHHHHH! on Jun 29, 2012 8:57:24 GMT -5
A very minimal amount got in the water, as soon as it started, I stood up, made a dam with my hands, and ran for it. We hadn't added any chemicals to it yet, as we just set it up and got the filter working, so we dumped a bunch in.
On Tuesday night I had in a 10 minute time span my 4 month old DD poop out the back of her diaper onto her clothes, and then once I got that cleaned up my 3 year old DD peed a large puddle of pee 2 feet away from the toilet (she didn't make it).