I'm so very much not a happy camper (butt TMI)

[amandasw]

talk about a free birth control post!

[broc]

For the gas, take some of your kid's simethicone drops. It's totally psychosomatic, but those help me more than grown up gas ex. I'm totally taking some preemptively tonight, because it was burrito night.

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I use prep h before every poop. My bowels are just now getting back to normal. It wad literally 12 weeks of prep h before and tucks after and colace every day.

[welder'swife]

Oh man, I can *still* remember the relief that Tucks gave, and DD is 2.5. Those little witch hazel pads were my best friends! (4th degree tear up in here, yo!)

Tamb, I hope you get some relief

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I hate when my nethers are all wonky. It totally ruins your day. I hope all orifices improve soon Tamb.

[weelass24]

Poor girl. My go to hemi relief methods are:

1. Hot bath. Hot as you can stand it.
2. Wet wipes are good after you poop, but peri bottle if you still have it is better.
3. Prep H cream (never the gel) or the Tucks cream
4. Tucks pads in the fridge and put the cream on them. Fold them in half and tuck one on either side of the hemi.
5. Donut pillow seat thing.
6. Colace or other stool softener.

Those supositories don't work for me anymore, but they did pre-pregnancy. They are a pain to get in right? Ugh. I hate them.

[weelass24]

ooooh, suck. The inside ones are fucking itchy, right? Ugh. But at least they are not thrombosed? That's all I've got.