HOLD THE PHONE re: healthcare thread.

[gretchenindisguise]

H should be making SIX FIGURES because of his degree?

We don't live in Sweden y'all, we live in the U$A!

I'll have to let him know. This will significantly help our household finances.


(please note: I have not been drinking, but I have been eating cotton candy)

[lucky513]

oohhh I want some cotton candy

[ralphlauren]

I would KILL for some cotton candy

[gretchenindisguise]

Jun 28, 2012 23:38:13 GMT -5 toledo said:

Cotton candy isn't allowed under Sweden's healthcare plan.

+1 for U$A: cotton candy at county fairs.

[angelaa73]

I hate to be a bitch but....

[gretchenindisguise]

Jun 28, 2012 23:38:26 GMT -5 ralphlauren said:

I would KILL for some cotton candy

Step 1: Have a kid.

Step 2: instill sweet tooth in said child.

Step 3: buy child giant life size bag of cotton candy at the county fair.

Step 4: allow your child to eat 1 poof

Step 5: hide remainder of giant life size bag of cotton candy from kid.

Step 6: eat cotton candy

Step 7: When your kid asks where it is the next day, say the cotton candy eating elves ate it.

Step 8: Help her look for elf tracks on the way to preschool.

Step 9: walla!

[ralphlauren]

I love it!!

[sprky79]

I went to Whole Foods today.
I did NOT buy a cupcake.
I REALLY WANT A CUPCAKE, DAMMIT.

[gretchenindisguise]

Jun 28, 2012 23:42:21 GMT -5 @sprky79 said:

I went to Whole Foods today.
I did NOT buy a cupcake.
I REALLY WANT A CUPCAKE, DAMMIT.

The flower cupcakes are my favorite.

[candyapple]

So it's the sugar talking.

And yes he should be getting six figures.

Six figures for all!

www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=12353485

[sprky79]

Jun 28, 2012 23:44:28 GMT -5 gretchenindisguise said:

Jun 28, 2012 23:42:21 GMT -5 @sprky79 said:

I went to Whole Foods today.
I did NOT buy a cupcake.
I REALLY WANT A CUPCAKE, DAMMIT.

The flower cupcakes are my favorite.

I would like a chocolate cupcake with frosting please :-)

[candyapple]

This reminds me, I have to make blueberries muffins.

[Deleted]

Also, he should own a car? Does he own a car? WINNING.

[gretchenindisguise]

Jun 28, 2012 23:46:07 GMT -5 @sprky79 said:

Jun 28, 2012 23:44:28 GMT -5 gretchenindisguise said:

The flower cupcakes are my favorite.

I would like a chocolate cupcake with frosting please :-)

Mmmmmm, they have those too. yum.

[gretchenindisguise]

Jun 28, 2012 23:50:30 GMT -5 fields said:

Also, he should own a car? Does he own a car? WINNING.

we own TWO!

but we're selling one.

FAIL!

[gretchenindisguise]

Jun 28, 2012 23:47:05 GMT -5 @candyapple said:

This reminds me, I have to make blueberries muffins.

bluecottoncandy muffins???

I'm in!

[Deleted]

::gives Gretch the boot::

[gretchenindisguise]

Jun 28, 2012 23:56:25 GMT -5 fields said:

::gives Gretch the boot::

:::packs bags for Sweden:::

[Deleted]

I'll come visit, I love that country! Stockholm Design and IKEA for everyone toot toot!

Oh. Wait.

[gretchenindisguise]

Jun 29, 2012 0:04:13 GMT -5 fields said:

I'll come visit, I love that country! Stockholm Design and IKEA for everyone toot toot!

Oh. Wait.

Our whole apartment is ikea.

Maybe we're already there!!!

[Deleted]

True story: Last time I was there I walked into a Department store type place and stared at a wall of Pippy Longstocking "stuff" (bedding, etc.) For a good hour. While I mentally replayed in my head all my favorite parts about that movie.

I bought a pillow case.

Random aside.

GBCN Sweden GTG 2013 yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhh!

[gretchenindisguise]

Jun 29, 2012 0:11:42 GMT -5 fields said:

True story: Last time I was there I walked into a Department store type place and stared at a wall of Pippy Longstocking "stuff" (bedding, etc.) For a good hour. While I mentally replayed in my head all my favorite parts about that movie.

I bought a pillow case.

Random aside.

GBCN Sweden GTG 2013 yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhh!

I need a pippi longstocking pillow case, I'll be there!

[sweetday]

Now Im going to hunt for a Pipi Longstocking pillow case too. Love that movie.

[gretchenindisguise]

Jun 29, 2012 8:33:24 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I hate cotton candy elves. lol

They're evil little buggers.