What are some things you thought you'd never have to say out loud?
We were at a friends house for Thanksgiving and they are potty training their youngest. Hearing her day yell through the house "Make sure you pull down your panties" may have been the funniest thing I've ever heard.
I have written two blog posts about this - welcome-noob.com/?p=1578 and welcome-noob.com/?p=1524. Highlights include we don't lick egg shells that you pull out of the trash and please stop touching the cats butt.
My husband was helping our daughter brush her teeth one night and when she was done she said, "Dad smell my breath!" And he replied with, "Oh wow, smells like an angel's toot!"
Post by Ohhmm(bligo) on Dec 10, 2013 15:15:38 GMT -5
7 AM, at a McDonalds. 6 adults and 6 kids, who have been in their cars for 3 hours already and have about 7 more to go. "QUIT RUBBING YOUR MEAT ALONG THE TABLE!!!!!"
6 adults laughed for the rest of the meal, and then text/walkie-talked it to each other and laughed randomly throughout the whole trip.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
The weirdest is "no, I won't tickle your penis." That was a looooong time ago, he knows better now, lol.
I already shared this but David came out as we were lighting up the Christmas tree and said "that's a fucking cool Christmas tree." We had to explain that fuck is a bad word. OMG, I could not keep a straight face after he said it, I had to leave the room so I could laugh. I had tears I was laughing so hard.
I already shared this but David came out as we were lighting up the Christmas tree and said "that's a fucking cool Christmas tree." We had to explain that fuck is a bad word. OMG, I could not keep a straight face after he said it, I had to leave the room so I could laugh. I had tears I was laughing so hard.
Post by game blouses on Dec 10, 2013 15:35:46 GMT -5
"If you bite the couch, you have to sit on the floor."
Also, when I was a teenager I was whining about how I couldn't do my chores because I had cramps, and my mom yelled "You have cramps? I'll GIVE YOU CRAMPS!" I still tease her about that.