I don't know who I am married to anymore!

[Muddled]

GTG peeps know this, but Brad volunteered to baby-sit my friend's 1 year old. He didn't volunteer US, he volunteered HIMSELF so that I can go out with friend sans kid.

Who is this man!?!

[esdreturns]

A man who wants babies.

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May 14, 2012 11:07:29 GMT -5 esdreturns said:

A man who wants babies.

/nods sagely

He wants one. Or five.

[interro]

May 14, 2012 11:07:29 GMT -5 esdreturns said:

A man who wants babies.

This.

[fussbucket]

I don't know, babysitting a 1yo could have the effect of putting his rocks on lockdown.

But, assuming this kid is even remotely tolerable, I'm sorry to say that yes, you will be impregnated very, very soon.

[broc]

Congrats on your impending unprotected sex!

[fussbucket]

Yep, if your BCPs take on a pronounced minty taste, it's because they are tic-tacs.

[Muddled]

May 14, 2012 11:15:58 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

I don't know, babysitting a 1yo could have the effect of putting his rocks on lockdown.

This is what I am thinking. There is a good chance this experience will knock him off of the fence and he will have an appt to get the big snippitysnip before we even make it home. A very very good chance.

[beebeeeater]

Brad seems like a glass-half-full kind of guy so I doubt the babysitting is going to turn him off to kids.

You are going to be just the cutest little pregnant lady ever!

[pinkplasticdoll]

In order for this to turn him off you really need more than one kid. One of these kids needs to be teething and then he needs to attempt to take them out for lunch to a restaurant with no changing table in the bathroom and the kid had a really loose poop that it climbed up his back and Brad looks in the diaper bag only to realize there isnt a change in clothes. fun times yo fun times.

[Muddled]

Lol, ppd.

The honest truth is that he is scared of kids. He hasn't really been around them at all.

I haven't seen this kid since he was maybe 4 months old, but I hear he's very, ummm... energetic. It will be a weekday night, so there's a good chance the kid will sleep most of the time Brad is there. On the other hand, it's a strange place, so who knows.

[crabby]

I can't wait to hear how this works!