I swear to god

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they're waiting for dinner aren't they?

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Crap. So it never ends?

[aussiecrush]

Lol at scent of bacon. My 5 year old followed me to the bathroom just to tell me he's glad he doesn't have a vagina. I'm counting the minutes until H gets home.

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Dec 14, 2013 17:40:54 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I don't know what they want. My sister called so I went upstairs to talk to her. So they all came upstairs and sat and listened to me talk to her, throwing in comments. Then they followed me around and watched me tidy. And then they followed me around and came back downstairs with me. Cats, dog, humans. Like I'm sending out the scent of bacon or something.

FIVE MINUTES TO MY SELF PEOPLE.

Every time a phone rings, the children need something. 

[papie]

Dec 14, 2013 18:28:23 GMT -5 @otterama said:

Crap. So it never ends?

lol
The idea is terrifying.
Sue you at least can pee alone now, right?

[hungrycaterpillar]

We still do this to my mom.

[eb777888]

Dec 14, 2013 21:49:55 GMT -5 trixieflips said:

Dec 14, 2013 17:40:54 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I don't know what they want. My sister called so I went upstairs to talk to her. So they all came upstairs and sat and listened to me talk to her, throwing in comments. Then they followed me around and watched me tidy. And then they followed me around and came back downstairs with me. Cats, dog, humans. Like I'm sending out the scent of bacon or something.

FIVE MINUTES TO MY SELF PEOPLE.

Every time a phone rings, the children need something. 

Or when you sit down with a snack. Or turn on your favorite show. Or do anything not involving them. 

I swear, I love spending time with David but the second I want to do ONE thing by myself, he suddenly desperately needs me. This includes peeing/changing/showering.

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Good gravy. I love my peace and quiet and alone time

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Dec 15, 2013 0:07:39 GMT -5 11d said:

This continues into late teenagehood? Say it ain't so!

I don't know. By 16 I was waiting for my parents to run an errand so I could smoke some pot under the porch with my boyfriend.

[flex]

My kids were all following me around too--especially in the kitchen, which can't hold many people. We had our family Christmas dinner and they HOVERED over me while I was cooking. Shoo shoo!!

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My kids were all following me around too--especially in the kitchen, which can't hold many people. We had our family Christmas dinner and they HOVERED over me while I was cooking. Shoo shoo!!