Omg you guys!!

[Booze Raccoon]

[Deleted]

Sounds like that salad should have been on the floor anyway. Wrapped in cucumber?

[eb777888]

LOL!! Did I tell you the time I took a big bite of horseradish thinking it was mashed potatoes? Yeah.

[Redpoppy]

There are two salads I hate, those wrapped in cucumbers and wedge salads. They are just asking me to make a huge mess.

[noodle]

They served a similar salad at a wedding we recently attended.  H's salad went flying, too!

[Deleted]

Happens all the time.

[bania]

LOL Booze Raccoon that's what this reminded me of. OMG I'm glad it went in your h's direction. Seriously who wraps salad in cucumber.

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Dec 14, 2013 22:19:18 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

LOL!! Did I tell you the time I took a big bite of horseradish thinking it was mashed potatoes? Yeah.

Lol. One time my stepdad ate the green plastic "grass" that comes with supermarket sushi. 

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Dec 14, 2013 22:19:18 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

LOL!! Did I tell you the time I took a big bite of horseradish thinking it was mashed potatoes? Yeah.

Lol!!

[eb777888]

Dec 14, 2013 22:20:16 GMT -5 pagas said:

Dec 14, 2013 22:19:18 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

LOL!! Did I tell you the time I took a big bite of horseradish thinking it was mashed potatoes? Yeah.

My mom ate a big bite of wasabi, she thought it was avocado.

LOL!!! OMG! That is way worse than horseradish.

[speckledfrog]

Dec 14, 2013 22:19:18 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

LOL!! Did I tell you the time I took a big bite of horseradish thinking it was mashed potatoes? Yeah.

OMG!  I wish I could have seen your face.  Ha!

[orangeglow]

I have a wonderful built in shelf that keeps food from hitting the floor and just staining my clothing!  

[eb777888]

Dec 14, 2013 22:24:00 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Ok lol, you guys are making me feel better! Gotta go. Wish me luck keeping the 'meet' on the table!!

Have fun! Those ends aren't going to meat themselves!

[eb777888]

Dec 14, 2013 22:33:27 GMT -5 mofongo said:

It got worse. TMI


Went to pee, thought I was alone, let out laaaarge fart. Walk out, feeling good. Stepbrothers aunt walks out of another stall:( she's an MD at the hospital H works at. Fuck me up the ass with a poinsettia!!

LOFL!

[iamgrace]

Lol at all of this.

[speckledfrog]

Ha!!!!

[papie]

I love you!

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Dec 14, 2013 22:44:18 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Dec 14, 2013 22:42:25 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

I need to know if you are wearing Spanx.

If she was on the pot at the time, the Spanx would be disengaged from the undercarriage right? 

Unless it's the kind with the pee hole.  :?

[bania]

Ha! This is hilarious.

[Mrs.Rad888]

Dec 14, 2013 22:20:16 GMT -5 pagas said:

Dec 14, 2013 22:19:18 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

LOL!! Did I tell you the time I took a big bite of horseradish thinking it was mashed potatoes? Yeah.

My mom ate a big bite of wasabi, she thought it was avocado.

Just reading these makes my sinuses burn!

[CurlyQ284]

I don't understand what this means. How can a whole salad be wrapped in a cucumber? Is it a tiny salad? So its like a stuffed cucumber with a few pieces of lettuce?

[cuddlyevil]

Mofongo, I thought of you on Friday. I farted in my spanx and thought "holy shit, mofongo was right!".

Did you at least have fun?

[elleblue]

Dec 15, 2013 8:55:31 GMT -5 cuddlyevil said:

Mofongo, I thought of you on Friday. I farted in my spanx and thought "holy shit, mofongo was right!".

I'm curious, what happens when you fart in spanx?

[cuddlyevil]

It makes a noise. Not a quiet one either.

[cuddlyevil]

Mine were name brand spanx and fortunately I was alone. But I giggled my ass off.

[fezzik]

OMG this thread is pure gold. I lol'd multiple times but the description of a fart in spanx sounding like a kitten screaming in your ass put me over. Haha.

[bania]

Hahahahaha. I love this thread.