So, my kid said I'm fat.

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In particular that I definitely have a baby in my tummy because it's "still big."

Of course she waited until after I'd had some ice cream to do so.

[TrickyBob]

You should tell her she's short and then put all her toys up high.






I AM JOKING.

[cleo29]

C asks me about my big tummy frequently. :/

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Dec 15, 2013 21:17:36 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

You should tell her she's short and then put all her toys up high.






I AM JOKING.

Haaaaa ha ha!

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Dec 15, 2013 21:17:36 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

You should tell her she's short and then put all her toys up high.






I AM JOKING.

Lol. I should.

I mean, I'm not where I'd like to be eventually but O is only two months old! Lay off me kid! I should be eating better though. I guess I'll make this my wake up call.

[daisybuchannan]

Time out to think about your WORDS.

[Marle]

I'm a horrible mother. When Logan asks why my belly is big or floppy I tell him it's because he stretched it out when he was in my belly.

Oh and it's hilarious that since I told him fat is a mean word he won't use it even in the right circumstances. He said he didn't want to tuck his pants in his boots because it made them "overweight" lol!

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Dec 15, 2013 21:19:32 GMT -5 @booby said:

Dec 15, 2013 21:17:36 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

You should tell her she's short and then put all her toys up high.






I AM JOKING.

lol!

honestly, cville.  that kid is a jerk just like her mother.

You dirty rat.

[gretchenindisguise]

Dude. My kid does this all the time. And there is no baby in my belly. And my belly is not that huge (I mean it's bigget than I'd like but isn't that always the case?)

[underwaterrhymes]

LOL. Kids can be jerks.

My favorite "you are fat" kid story to share is this:

I served the Peace Corps in the Caribbean. As part of training they warn you that people will tell you that you are fat. It's supposed to be a compliment - to their cooking and their country, as well as to you because fat women are lush and sexy. Still. It's unnerving to hear so openly. One girl had someone tell her she was spreading like wildflowers. Ha.

So anyway, you hear it a lot, but one day this little girl was sitting on my lap and petting my hair. She said:

"Your hair's nice. Your eyes are nice. Your face is nice."

Then she squeezed my cheeks in between her palms and said, "You are FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT!"

LOLLOLOLOLOL. Not just one fat, but FIVE!

[speckledfrog]

Dec 15, 2013 21:20:52 GMT -5 Marle said:

I'm a horrible mother. When Logan asks why my belly is big or floppy I tell him it's because he stretched it out when he was in my belly.

Oh and it's hilarious that since I told him fat is a mean word he won't use it even in the right circumstances. He said he didn't want to tuck his pants in his boots because it made them "overweight" lol!

Ha!!

[verypunny]

I call my 4yo snuggle bunny sometimes and the other day he said " I'm gonna call you my squishy bunny because your belly is squishy"

[HiC]

"YOU DID THIS TO ME!!"

[ginger]

LOL cville!

My kid likes to pretend I'm a Piggy at night after her bath before she has her jammies on....

Yeah...... That's fun.

[bania]

Lol man kids can be punks