Scariest thing I've seen all year. warning, octopus/crabs

[Jalapeñomel]

Turduken is obsolete. Behold Cthulken.

It's like eating the face hugger...



imgur.com/5lYIhbt

[Deleted]

Dafuq?

[eddy]

[CurlyQ284]

Holy shit. It looks like something from a horror movie.

[wambam]

No

[LauraMoser]

It wouldn't look quite so bad if it weren't for the tentacles. Shudder

[Jalapeñomel]

Dec 16, 2013 13:34:58 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

How cute.








No. What the hell is that?

I think it is a turkey wrapped in bacon with crab legs and tentacles.

[bania]

Mmmmm nope.

[textbookcase]

Someone on my fb posted this on Thanksgiving...horrifying!

[rupertpenny]

What a way to ruin a perfectly good octopus.

[jane6672]

[Deleted]

That is terrifying. I hate it.

[Kit]

That's what I picture my XH's new wife to look like.

[Kit]

Dec 16, 2013 13:50:30 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

Dec 16, 2013 13:48:35 GMT -5 Kit said:

That's what I picture my XH's new wife to look like.

lolol, me too! Too bad I googled her. I'll just keep lying to myself.

I know what the new one looks like and it's pretty close to this.

Her eyebrows are horrendous. LOL

[Jermys]

[poppyseed]

Um. Is that a tentacle projecting from the turkey's ass? Or whatever.

[sushi]

That is amazing. I think you just solved my Christmas dinner dilemma.

For real almost all my guests would love it. We're an interesting bunch.

[DotAndBuzz]

[silva]

This solves the family problem. I don't eat turkey/crab/bacon/octopus. It's al a carte, bitches!

[Deleted]

lol did you seriously just add a trigger warning to this thread title

[5hole]

I bet it tastes like chicken.

[lilafowler]

Nononononono

[Jalapeñomel]

Dec 16, 2013 14:48:00 GMT -5 @missusbee said:

lol did you seriously just add a trigger warning to this thread title

I did! There were two follow up threads with people freaked out about no warning in the title!

[renna]

The bacon is a nice touch.

[vagrrrl]

Oh Hell No!!!

[Deleted]

I like the few sad strips of bacon on top.

"There! Now it's appealing!"