Random annoyance.

[Deleted]

I have a friend who uses the term "booty tooted" whenever her children fart. I hate seeing that phrase all over fb and twitter.

[MWOS]

I hate this just enough to incorporate it into my vocabulary

[VeryViolet]

Why are people talking about farting on fb and twitter using whatever stupid jargon? You should submit her to stfu parents.

[wambam]

Weird and weirder that she posts about her children's farts often enough that you've noticed.

[cinnamoncox]

Oh gross. I haven't heard this before until now. If I see it on fb I'll barf. I hate toot so this term is wicked nasty to me.

Random but I know a girl with a very beautiful name but she goes by "Tooty".
All I can guess/imagine is that she farted a lot as a baby and the nick name stuck (

[rupertpenny]

My H's weirdo aunt made him and his brothers say "fluff" instead of fart when they were kids.

[snickers]

Dec 16, 2013 15:32:55 GMT -5 wambam said:

Weird and weirder that she posts about her children's farts often enough that you've noticed.

Agreed, who does that. ewww

[snickers]

Dec 16, 2013 15:38:12 GMT -5 rupertpenny said:

My H's weirdo aunt made him and his brothers say "fluff" instead of fart when they were kids.

My grandmother used to make me say gasser

[karmasabiotch]

Growing up we weren't allowed to say fart for some reason. My Mom called it passing gas and I was about 9 before I realized it didn't have anything to do with gas stations.

[Deleted]

Andy says toot whenever he does it. The other morning he was asleep in bed with us, let a big one rip, and while still sleeping, mumbled TOOT. Lol.

He also says BUP whenever he burps.

H and I are doing him no favors I realize but it's so so funny.

[leeann]

I don't think I could be friends with someone who used that phrase and who posts about her kids farts on FB.

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Dec 16, 2013 15:29:10 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

lol what? at all of this. The term, the fact she posts about it on fb and twitter, apparently frequently?

She tweets stuff like this constantly. She's one of those parents that posts about their kid's every move.

[wannabe]

Dec 16, 2013 15:38:37 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

I just died.

[TrickyBob]

Toot isn't so terrible, not a huge fan but not terrible, but booty toot? Wtf?

[Diana Prince]

When people only refer to their kid as 'baby' as in that's what they say in place of their name. All of the time. For example, it was a full 2 years before I heard my friend actually refer to her kid by his given name. This is only because she had another kid & thus it is now known as "baby". Every picture of the kid is captioned as Baby too. She has an older son and she would put for example "Jack & Baby" on pics of them together. It was just very strange to me.

[bonquiqui]

This is not acceptable

[polka]

I guess this would be a good place to put this, lol:

One time, DD woke herself up with gas. She was lying on my lap when it happened, turned around half-asleep and said, "tooties sound like fireworks." Then rolled over and fell asleep again. Haha! I could not stop laughing.