annual Xmas rant about MIL lol

[Deleted]

You are a saint.

[Deleted]

Two things:

1) Your MIL is a snatch

2) But there are 8 inches of snow dropping tonight and there is a chance his flights will be delayed tomorrow.

[leeann]

Your DH is a much luckier man than my DH is.

[Deleted]

WTH is wrong with her.

[CurlyQ284]

Dec 17, 2013 13:19:49 GMT -5 leeann said:

Your DH is a much luckier man than my DH is.

This. Omg of my DH asked me to be in the same room with that woman after the TV tray in the hallway incident he would be singing falsetto for the rest of his life.

[ECB]

Dec 17, 2013 13:19:49 GMT -5 leeann said:

Your DH is a much luckier man than my DH is.

Seriously.  I think my response would have been "Great, have fun.  We'll see you when you get home - all snuggly in our jammies eating our chinese food!", brightly, of course.

[BAMFMrsB]

Dec 17, 2013 13:22:24 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

Dec 17, 2013 13:19:49 GMT -5 leeann said:

Your DH is a much luckier man than my DH is.

This. Omg of my DH asked me to be in the same room with that woman after the TV tray in the hallway incident he would be singing falsetto for the rest of his life.

I am also consistently confused by your DH's insistence that you are EVER within 100 meters of this nutbag. "Hey mom, remember when you put Sus Sue in the HALLWAY ON THANKSGIVING?! THAT is why we never spoke to you again!" Tra-la-la-laaaaaaaaaa.

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Dec 17, 2013 13:22:40 GMT -5 cjoy said:

Why won't she die already?

Literal lol.

[margarita]

It's really too bad you won't be able to make it, Sue. You have plans that day, remember?

[Deleted]

Dec 17, 2013 13:22:40 GMT -5 cjoy said:

Why won't she die already?

Too far. Sorry.

[noodleoo]

What time is his flight tomorrow? We're getting snow today but is should be over around 10 PM tonight, so if his flight is tomorrow he should be fine. They clean up pretty fast around here. And Boston itself is only supposed to get like 4" which is nothing for us.

Also, your MIL is a jerk for delighting in the fact that her grandson might get stuck in the airport due to a snowstorm. What a mean thing to gloat about.

[dcannie]

Dec 17, 2013 13:22:40 GMT -5 cjoy said:

Why won't she die already?

This is really over the line, cjoy.

Think of all the stories we will miss out on! No one has better mil stories than sue.

[CurlyQ284]

Dec 17, 2013 13:26:42 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Well if you have Christmas at your house- you can decide where your MIL sits. In the hallway, perhaps.

Yesssss I like this idea. And she can have a TV dinner because the turkey isnt big enough.

Except it is clearly big enough.

[Deleted]

I for one am NOT wishing death on someone who has single-handedly given me hours of entertainment AND made my FIL look sane.

suesue you are a saint.

[sugarbear]

Good Lord. I spent four years in Boston for college, and flew home every Christmas, on time. I never had a cancelled flight. I mean, she knows this isn't new, right? Snow? It happens all the time. I'm sure they'll manage it.

And, I agree with pp. Have Christmas at your house and seat her in the garage.

[disappointedkittens]

What a jerk. Seriously. Obviously when she asked when he would be coming home you should have burst into tears and said you didn't know, maybe never.

[meggers5]

Dec 17, 2013 13:47:48 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

Dec 17, 2013 13:34:56 GMT -5 Que? said:

Whoa. What?

Yeah, I'm 95% sure on this one, but Sue can confirm. 

I don't think the fact that he was adopted is what she's questioning here.

[Jermys]

Why does your H allow this? Ugh, I would light my mother on fire if she was an asshole to my spouse.

[snickers]

ugh, wtf suesue's DH?!

[Alyssa]

Ugh.....


My husband is dead-set on having a "brunch" at our house on XMas. I'm like, "No". I don't want to run around and deal with a house of guests. All I want to do is drink my coffee in my sweat pants while the kids open presents....maybe by 1-2pm we might wander out of our cave and get some fresh air. I don't want to serve brunch dammit!

[meggers5]

Dec 17, 2013 15:15:58 GMT -5 Que? said:

Dec 17, 2013 15:11:25 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

dh is adopted.
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I know. It's still kind of a shitty thing to say. (Maybe not to you in a post where we wish her death, lol but to others) I seem to be the only one reacting to it though, so maybe I'm misreading or something.

No I'm with you on this.

Even though she's a snatch, it seems insulting to adoptive parents.

[Jermys]

If she raised him, she's his real mom...unfortunately for all of you. And she's still a total thundercunt.

[WOT?*]

Dec 17, 2013 13:22:40 GMT -5 cjoy said:

Why won't she die already?

[sparkythelawyer]

Dec 17, 2013 13:25:05 GMT -5 ECB said:

Dec 17, 2013 13:19:49 GMT -5 leeann said:

Your DH is a much luckier man than my DH is.

Seriously.  I think my response would have been "Great, have fun.  We'll see you when you get home - all snuggly in our jammies eating our chinese food!", brightly, of course.

This is really the only acceptable solution.

God what a bitch.

[Deleted]

*searches for the Thanksgiving story she missed*

[Jermys]

@ouiserb, one time when Sue Sue and family went to Thanksgiving at her MIL's house, Sue was given a TV tray and seated with her dinner in the hallway. Alone. Except that her boys, who are awesome, and her H came to sit with her. Her MIL is horrendous.

[thebreakfastclub]

I absolutely love DS not recognizing her when she called!

Also, I hope her internship at The Weather Channel works out.

[Deleted]

Dec 17, 2013 16:43:20 GMT -5 Jermys said:

@ouiserb, one time when Sue Sue and family went to Thanksgiving at her MIL's house, Sue was given a TV tray and seated with her dinner in the hallway. Alone. Except that her boys, who are awesome, and her H came to sit with her. Her MIL is horrendous.

Oh My....Saint Sue Sue (angel) indeed!