and FIL is all atwitter, "THEY WON'T LET ME BAIL HER OUT" and he's calling her lawyer demanding she do something to get her out "it's christmas, she can't be in jail on christmas"
Because nothing is *ever* her fault. ever. surely, it wasn't her fault she failed her drug test !!!!
Huh, sounds an awful lot like my FIL. BIL assaults H with a weapon and goes to jail and fails a drug test, yet it's H's fault that BIL was in jail and couldn't be bailed because the judge wouldn't allow bond to be posted until he had a clean UA. I actually feel better knowing you have similarly crazy ILs, ha.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny