Ha! I tried winter booties on my pup once, thinking it'd be nice for him to to get ice balled up between his paw pads. He threw himself on the ground, stuck his feet straight up in the air, and refused to move until I took them off.
Lol, that's what I thought! The cold hurts her toes so I figured that'd help... But every time I set her on all four feet she'd roll over like that. Little jerk face.