gozf, we've ruined it for everyone else.

[jojoandleo]

I was wondering who I should blame! Now I know! chalupa! Look what you all have done!

[jojoandleo]

And fucking sailor speakers? What the fuck is up with that shit? bitches be fucking shit up!

[riverpestie]

So, she just sat there while he ate? This doesn't make any sense. Neither does her logic. She's a moron.
The guy was probably thinking, "WTF is WRONG with this chick?"

[riverpestie]

Ohhh, I like the "shaved legs" one farther down!

DEAR ABBY: After 25 years of marriage, my wife no longer wants to shave her legs. She is starting to look like a gorilla. I think it's a slap in the face. She says it has nothing to do with me. I don't know if I should move to another zoo or buy her some bananas. -- PEEVED IN POUGHKEEPSIE
DEAR PEEVED: This may be your wife's way of rebelling, just as some retired men forgo shaving because they no longer "have" to. Or, the winters in Poughkeepsie may be so cold she feels she needs the insulation. Stay in the zoo you're used to -- after all, it's home. (If it's causing problems in your marital relations, close your eyes and pretend it's cashmere.)

[lexxasaurus]

Wait, so did they take his order and she sat and stared at the waitress with big eyes and stayed silent??

Also, fuck that lady. I like my piercings and tattoos... and it doesn't stop boys from buying me dinner.

[locarb]

This tatted up, sailor cussing girl asks for a meal! ~ hungry and 'whorish' in Tx

[dreamcrisp1]

Bitch. My tattoos are awesome and they're not the cause of her dating douches.

[lookingup]

I AM TATTOOED AND I AM PIERCED AND I AM A LADY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! ::orders a ribeye rare::

[glitzyglow]

I bet she's a real treat to hang out with!

[cam13]

I have 7 tattoos and I cuss more than most men I know. It's never stopped a guy from buying me dinner. She needs to grow a pair and order her own damn food.