Stolen from ML - dude with two dicks

[mcc]

That's crazy! The dicks, I mean. You're just adorable

[vicky]

I tried discussing double dick dude with new guy via text and there was a lapse in the conversation. I thought I scared him away. I figured it was a good indicator of if he is warped enough for me if he could come up with a witty response.

[jojoandleo]

"i had to start off using one but by the time i was done i had used both. "     NO!  I could not handle 2 dicks in my vagina.  There have been guys with one that I couldn't handle.  I would consider letting him put one in each hole, but not both in one.  

I honestly don't know what I would say if I was making out with a guy and suddenly felt two hard ons.

[gault]

Jan 2, 2014 18:27:45 GMT -5 vicky said:

I tried discussing double dick dude with new guy via text and there was a lapse in the conversation. I thought I scared him away. I figured it was a good indicator of if he is warped enough for me if he could come up with a witty response.

I did this same thing... with two different guys.  They had varied reactions.


High five.

[gault]

Jan 2, 2014 18:33:53 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

"i had to start off using one but by the time i was done i had used both. "     NO!  I could not handle 2 dicks in my vagina.  There have been guys with one that I couldn't handle.  I would consider letting him put one in each hole, but not both in one.  

I honestly don't know what I would say if I was making out with a guy and suddenly felt two hard ons.

Gotta admit, a part of me is curious.

[starburst604]

I just showed the pics of DDD's goods to T. I had to. /dead

[vicky]

Jan 2, 2014 18:42:49 GMT -5 gault said:

Jan 2, 2014 18:27:45 GMT -5 vicky said:

I tried discussing double dick dude with new guy via text and there was a lapse in the conversation. I thought I scared him away. I figured it was a good indicator of if he is warped enough for me if he could come up with a witty response.

I did this same thing... with two different guys.  They had varied reactions.


High five.

[jojoandleo]

Jan 2, 2014 18:43:38 GMT -5 gault said:

Jan 2, 2014 18:33:53 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

"i had to start off using one but by the time i was done i had used both. "     NO!  I could not handle 2 dicks in my vagina.  There have been guys with one that I couldn't handle.  I would consider letting him put one in each hole, but not both in one.  

I honestly don't know what I would say if I was making out with a guy and suddenly felt two hard ons.

Gotta admit, a part of me is curious.

I have 0 interest in two dicks in my one vagina.  TMI!!!!!!!!!!!  I have to do some breathing and relaxing for H's one and I still bleed sometimes. The thought of having a kid makes me want to vomit.  Plus, even though I KNOW this is a stupid stupid fear-the lack of correct sex ed. in my teen years has me terrified that I will stretch my va-jay-jay and it will never snap back. 

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

This is horrifying and fascinating at the same time.

jojoandleo, I know it's scary but I swear to you mine actually seems smaller after childbirth. I'm not kidding. I used to be kind of a size queen and I'm definitely...not anymore.

[gault]

Jan 2, 2014 18:50:59 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

Jan 2, 2014 18:43:38 GMT -5 gault said:

Gotta admit, a part of me is curious.

I have 0 interest in two dicks in my one vagina.  TMI!!!!!!!!!!!  I have to do some breathing and relaxing for H's one and I still bleed sometimes. The thought of having a kid makes me want to vomit.  Plus, even though I KNOW this is a stupid stupid fear-the lack of correct sex ed. in my teen years has me terrified that I will stretch my va-jay-jay and it will never snap back. 

He is a gifted individual, eh?  

[jojoandleo]

Jan 2, 2014 19:18:21 GMT -5 gault said:

Jan 2, 2014 18:50:59 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

I have 0 interest in two dicks in my one vagina.  TMI!!!!!!!!!!!  I have to do some breathing and relaxing for H's one and I still bleed sometimes. The thought of having a kid makes me want to vomit.  Plus, even though I KNOW this is a stupid stupid fear-the lack of correct sex ed. in my teen years has me terrified that I will stretch my va-jay-jay and it will never snap back. 

He is a gifted individual, eh?  

Meh, I've had sex with bigger, and turned down sex with bigger because it scared me.  LOL  I have issues with the gyno too.  I also am tilted.  i think i have a clenching issue due to my high anxiety.

[spindle92]

I just read the story and then the thread on ML and I am more perplexed about the 7 person orgy. I mean one person is doing a damn handstand in that configuration.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

7 person orgy? I need to go to ML...

[spindle92]

Jan 2, 2014 19:27:34 GMT -5 lyssbobiss, Command, B613 said:

7 person orgy? I need to go to ML...

Yes. There is a damn drawing and I am like WTF about the handstand.

[gault]

I would be more concerned with falling or damaging someone's goods to contemplate an orgy of any kind, not to mention being too anxious about it to enjoy myself. I have enough trouble being coordinated with one.

[spindle92]

I am literally crying from laughter.
One of the girls on ML compared one of the guys dicks to a lazy eye.

Dying, simply dying.

[hazel]

Wow. That is crazy.

[cam13]

I read that earlier on buzzfeed and immediately showed it to the Cowboy. We then proceeded to have a very interesting conversation about positions, how that would work and if I'd be into sex with that dude.

I'm intrigued.

[gault]

Jan 2, 2014 23:50:17 GMT -5 cam13 said:

I read that earlier on buzzfeed and immediately showed it to the Cowboy. We then proceeded to have a very interesting conversation about positions, how that would work and if I'd be into sex with that dude.

I'm intrigued.

You had sex after this discussion, didn't you.

[cam13]

Jan 2, 2014 23:54:12 GMT -5 gault said:

Jan 2, 2014 23:50:17 GMT -5 cam13 said:

I read that earlier on buzzfeed and immediately showed it to the Cowboy. We then proceeded to have a very interesting conversation about positions, how that would work and if I'd be into sex with that dude.

I'm intrigued.

You had sex after this discussion, didn't you.

But I had to be slick and wait at least 30 minutes so he wouldn't think anything.