I would like to file a few complaints with whom it may concern:
1. It's 4:21 am and I am wide awake. For a second I forgot I hadn't slept yet and started to make coffee.
2. My stomach hurts.
3. I am hungry.
4. I am fat.
5. My H has been working from about 9 am - 2 am everyday for the past 3 months. He works from home, but is so stressed he's about to pop.
6. My in-laws are coming to visit tomorrow, and my dad is coming on the 4th. Leave us alone- we want to drink and fool around! (I feel like I've been saying this since I was 18...)
7. My in-laws are Mormon and we're respectful of their religion by not consuming caffeine or alcohol around them (openly). But I really want to drink when they're around.
8. This gd post makes me sound like a gd alcoholic.
He's an animator. Right now he's working a door-opening project that he's passionate about. So, I get it - but I'm worried about him! Hopefully this job will wrap in a couple weeks and we can take a long break.
Well, he can....I'm always on break.
Also, tomorrow my in-laws are bringing pictures from their vacation. I'm thinking of loading up my flask before they get here.
I think a lot of Mormons are tolerant of caffeine, but the ILs subscribe very much to the 'your body is a temple' school of thought. I remember how disappointed they were when they saw my tattoo.
I'm willing to bet that 2, 3 and 4 are all related - and all related to my period.