Are you BSC enough to be on "Wifeswap?"

[mamasaurus]

I watch the reruns on lifetime on occasion and wow, are these people nuts. The pirate family? The rastfarians? The lady with the green water? BSC like whoa.

I think with some editing and the right situation, I could be on the show. They could easily edit my life into a series of bird-related moments so that I look like "Crazy Bird Lady" from "the crazy bird family," then swap me into some Nugent-esque family in the UP who have dead pheasants on the walls and who try to make me eat wild turkey that they hunted to orchestrate an on-screen freakout.

What about you guys?