You know how they have free pretzel day on the office?
Well, we have free ice-cream week at work. It's freaking awesomely disgusting. There is an ice-cream festival on the weekend, and the museum where I work donates the use of our chairs. In turn, when the festival is over, they give us all of the leftover unopened VATS of ice-cream. The week that follows is a bacchanal of frozen dairy. It's a movable feast of ice-cream. The entire staff just grazes through the freezers with bowls and spoons. We are chocolate wasted.