motherfucking Florida

[papie]

Don't move to washington, it fucking rains all the time. Move here! It is beautiful and there are no scorpions. Or black widows! or black recluses! Or even snakes for that matter. And there is me, we could do booze playdates or something.

[rupertpenny]

Jul 3, 2012 19:23:25 GMT -5 @stpete said:

I've never seen scorpions here.

I've never seen scorpions in Florida either. But I'd never heard of snakes coming up through the plumbing during a storm and someone else mention that here the other day. I also never knew venomous spiders were such a problem until recently. I am a lifelong Floridian but apparently I missed a lot growing up.

[macmars45]

Jul 3, 2012 19:23:08 GMT -5 papie said:

Don't move to washington, it fucking rains all the time. Move here! It is beautiful and there are no scorpions. Or black widows! or black recluses! Or even snakes for that matter. And there is me, we could do booze playdates or something.

Not necessarily true. It rains all the time on the westside of the state. The eastside of the state gets about 7 inches of rain a year (it's a half desert.)

[jssymom14]

Rain shadow effect yells the geography teacher in Washington

[eb777888]

I hate those motherfuckers! We had those in California when I was a kid and I was terrified of them.

[Marle]

What the fuck? There are NOT supposed to be SCORPIONS in Florida.

No huh! nope! no no no!

[Marle]

Crap! I don't think I can move to Australia. FML