How do I stop my parents' dog from humping Pepper?

[janiejones]

Django the degenerate is spending a few days with us, which means Pepper's ass is being assaulted non-stop.

Pepper gets so depressed by it, but he's too docile to do anything himself.

Django doesn't bother Chloe at all. He only likes the boys.


What can we do apart from keeping Django tethered to the coffee table?

[papie]

I read it like this:

How do I stop my parents from humping Pepper?

and was all

[onesweetworld]

Can you rent him some doggie porn instead?

[sake]

Try spraying with a spray bottle in the face, or making loud noises, like shaking pennies in a coffee can.

[speckledfrog]

Does he know any sort of "leave it" command?