I would appreciate it if you would stop treating your "cube" like some kind of soundproof fortress of solitude.
Although there are multiple desks and a wall between us, I frequently hear you: -yelling at your spouse over the phone (I feel sorry for your husband) -blowing your nose so loudly you were beckoning geese to the window -apparently counting out an entire glass jar of change -belching in a way that would put most 12 year old boys to shame -using a blender (a blender!) -making toast
Today, I have heard you audibly fart no less than nine times. I don't know what you're eating, but I'm concerned for you. Perhaps it's time to ease off the smoothies you are apparently making at your desk, as they seem to not agree with you.
Post by MadamePresident on May 14, 2012 21:48:54 GMT -5
I've seen people do strange stuff at work, but a blender at their cube is crazy. We do have a lady who will sometimes make smoothies in the kitchen area with a mini blender, but that's the kitchen.
Post by FishChicks on May 14, 2012 22:34:12 GMT -5
I'll add mine:
Dear Coworker,
Your constant farting was bad, but you seem to eat nothing but McDonalds, so we weren't surprised and just ignored it. However, I believe you crossed a line when the client on my conference call was able to hear your snoring today. For the love of Pete, please see a doctor about your health and get some damn sleep outside of the office!
I would appreciate it if you would stop treating your "cube" like some kind of soundproof fortress of solitude.
Although there are multiple desks and a wall between us, I frequently hear you: -yelling at your spouse over the phone (I feel sorry for your husband) -blowing your nose so loudly you were beckoning geese to the window -apparently counting out an entire glass jar of change -belching in a way that would put most 12 year old boys to shame -using a blender (a blender!) -making toast
Today, I have heard you audibly fart no less than nine times. I don't know what you're eating, but I'm concerned for you. Perhaps it's time to ease off the smoothies you are apparently making at your desk, as they seem to not agree with you.
Post by flamingeaux on May 15, 2012 0:08:30 GMT -5
I'll play.
Dear Supervisor,
I'm truly concerned about your ability to effectively manage our department, as you have seem to have little, to no concept of resource management. If you are so desperate for money that you continually take out payday loans from an internet company, perhaps you should not be going on cruises to Mexico, or buying your wife diamond earrings. Also having your mom pay your cell phone bill, is almost as ridiculous as the fact that you told me your mom pays your cell phone bill.
I would appreciate it if you would stop treating your "cube" like some kind of soundproof fortress of solitude.
Although there are multiple desks and a wall between us, I frequently hear you: -yelling at your spouse over the phone (I feel sorry for your husband) -blowing your nose so loudly you were beckoning geese to the window -apparently counting out an entire glass jar of change -belching in a way that would put most 12 year old boys to shame -using a blender (a blender!) -making toast
Today, I have heard you audibly fart no less than nine times. I don't know what you're eating, but I'm concerned for you. Perhaps it's time to ease off the smoothies you are apparently making at your desk, as they seem to not agree with you.
What is she making in the blender?!?! I might give her a pass on those things if it were margaritas and she shared.
The first time she used the blender was a few weeks ago, randomly at 10am. Apparently she really needed a smoothie. Were she to make and share margaritas, all of her other behavior would be excused.