Guys, you're giving people herpes

[Deleted]

This was in the MM confession thread and it cracked me up:

I'm apparently an uptight prude, because I can't handle all the cursing and nasty sex talk on ML. I lurk there sometimes, and feel like I'm going to get herpes just from reading it.

[MWOS]

Fuck that shit hard

[TrickyBob]

But those are the reasons I love ML!

[daisybuchannan]

Is there raunchy sex talk often? I honestly don't this so...

[pantsparty]

Feb 20, 2014 19:44:38 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

This was in the MM confession thread and it cracked me up:

I'm apparently an uptight prude, because I can't handle all the cursing and nasty sex talk on ML. I lurk there sometimes, and feel like I'm going to get herpes just from reading it.

This is my proudest moment.

[wambam]

[Deleted]

I should have said fucking herpes. Shit.

[MWOS]

SUCK MY 401K

[jane6672]

[lucky513]

[CurlyQ284]

I think they are mad they got a 0 score on the freaky sex list.

[polka]

Balls.

Big balls.

Big balls banging.

Big balls banging during hot, ass-grabbing sexing.

Shhh. Hush hush.

Herpes.

[Deleted]

Then the male inserts his phallus into the female's vagina which has produced it's own viscous lubricant to facilitate intercourse which will culminate in ejaculation of semen due to orgasm.


YOU FILTHY SLUUUTTTS

[CurlyQ284]

Feb 20, 2014 19:50:53 GMT -5 frkls said:

i think i know of another online community that is strictly censored with little *** all over the place.

hmmmm....what was the name of that place? hmmmm....

Not anymore! You can say fuck fuck fuuuuuuuck over there now!

[Deleted]

Feb 20, 2014 19:51:41 GMT -5 polka said:

Balls.

Big balls.

Big balls banging.

Big balls banging during hot, ass-grabbing fucking.

Shhh. Hush hush.

Herpes.

I wanna be on you.

[FastHands]

LOL She's probably fanning herself and pearl clutching at my fellatio post title.

[kaybee85]

This reminds me of a song written by one of the students at my school a few years ago. We have a reading program that makes kids record themselves reading out loud. Later, adults listen and score the recordings.

One kid decided to take this great opportunity for free recording studio time. He was totally shocked that teachers actually listened.

Titties, titties, titties, titties
suck my dick
suck my dick

Over. and over. and over again.

[polka]

Feb 20, 2014 19:53:48 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Feb 20, 2014 19:51:41 GMT -5 polka said:

Balls.

Big balls.

Big balls banging.

Big balls banging during hot, ass-grabbing fucking.

Shhh. Hush hush.

Herpes.

I wanna be on you.

[lilafowler]

I guess money doesn't buy sluttiness. Or Valtrex (NOT in the budget!).

[Deleted]

Feb 20, 2014 19:53:47 GMT -5 frkls said:

Feb 20, 2014 19:51:55 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Then the male inserts his phallus into the female's vagina which has produced it's own viscous lubricant to facilitate intercourse which will culminate in ejaculation of semen due to orgasm.


YOU FILTHY SLUUUTTTS

and then i was all, "what the fuck is vicious lubricant?!"

I " Why is the lube vicious? Like what did I ever do to my vag lube to make it get all attack dog on me. Is it going to attack the phallus? 

[CurlyQ284]

Feb 20, 2014 19:59:08 GMT -5 @savestheday said:

Feb 20, 2014 19:53:47 GMT -5 frkls said:

and then i was all, "what the fuck is vicious lubricant?!"

I " Why is the lube vicious? Like what did I ever do to my vag lube to make it get all attack dog on me. Is it going to attack the phallus? 

Yes it will.

[MWOS]

Feb 20, 2014 19:58:30 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

I guess money doesn't buy sluttiness. Or Valtrex (NOT in the budget!).

I had my accountant add a line item

[Deleted]

WHY SO WET??

[Kit]

Pretty sure THIS isn't what is giving her the herp.

Sent from my Nexus 10 using proboards

[CurlyQ284]

My dog humped my leg while I was reading this thread. Now my dog has herpes and its ALL YOUR FAULT!

[lilafowler]

Feb 20, 2014 20:00:51 GMT -5 MWOS said:

Feb 20, 2014 19:58:30 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

I guess money doesn't buy sluttiness. Or Valtrex (NOT in the budget!).

I had my accountant add a line item

Dipping into the E fund??!!!

[Deleted]

I am calling my accountant right now to see if I an afford non vicious lube!

[MWOS]

Feb 20, 2014 20:02:23 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Feb 20, 2014 20:00:51 GMT -5 MWOS said:

I had my accountant add a line item

Dipping into the E fund??!!!

into and out of and into again 

[hisno1girl]

Feb 20, 2014 19:45:50 GMT -5 MWOS said:

Fuck that shit hard

IN THE ASS!

lol

[lilafowler]

Feb 20, 2014 20:07:43 GMT -5 MWOS said:

Feb 20, 2014 20:02:23 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Dipping into the E fund??!!!

into and out of and into again 

Omg I love you so hard.  I like hard things.