Guys, you're giving people herpes

[luckyval]

Feb 21, 2014 16:12:25 GMT -5 romymichele said:

So... Anyone up for an orgy?

MM Orgy!

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[cuddlyevil]

Feb 21, 2014 16:38:38 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

FYI, this thread has been in my pants.

I rubbed it all over my junk.

And you touched it.

YAY! (kiss)

[iamali]

Huh, I'd been wondering what that weird rash was.



The more you know.

[berbles]

[elleblue]

Feb 21, 2014 16:40:48 GMT -5 @supergreen said:

Feb 21, 2014 16:29:14 GMT -5 elleblue said:

I readily admit that some of the conversations (the scatological ones specifically) aren't really my thing either but to act as if that's all that's discussed on here is ridiculous. And while I don't know the conversation about farting in a lover's (lol at the word lover) face, I sincerely doubt it was relayed as a purposeful act. So if you want to get all high and mighty about a super embarrassing situation (I live in fear of something like that happening to me, I'd be so mortified), well go on with your bad self @supergreen. 

::shrug:: It was supposed to be a flameworthy confession, and it was.   I'm not being high and mighty, I am pointing out a truth about this board. As evidenced by this thread, clearly you guys find this sort of stuff funny. Several MMers asked me what I thought the "nasty sex talk" on ML was, and that was one of the examples I could think of. I didn't come right out and say farting is all you guys talk about, I tried to be ambiguous about it at first, until I was specifically asked. And, as I said, clearly you guys like this sort of thing. I don't, which is why I never come here. Which is an ideal situation for both parties.

Opinion =/= truth. You're of course welcome to yours just as others are welcome to point out that "dirty sex talk" is not all this board discusses. 

[luckyval]

And yet morbid curiosity brings her and others over to gawk...and then judge.

[iamali]

::sigh::

It's really been MUCH too long since I had dirty, nasty sex.





THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF MY FALLACIES.



PS - COCK.


BIG COCK.

[polka]

Feb 21, 2014 16:43:22 GMT -5 @kirkette said:

Well, I was diagnosed with my 1st ever yeast infection this morning.
I know it's because I've been spending more time with the rif-raff on this board. I'm looking at you polka. 
Thanks ML!
You owe me $21.99 + interest for my Monistat.

[superpeen]

Dammit, guys.  Sorry, snarkshark.  I just couldn't wait.  TOO EXCITED!

[iamali]

[iamali]

[iamali]

I know what my SS is getting next year!!

[Deleted]

Feb 21, 2014 17:00:52 GMT -5 iamali said:

::sigh::

It's really been MUCH too long since I had dirty, nasty sex.





THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF MY FALLACIES.



PS - COCK.


BIG COCK.

You wanna be my bed buddy saturday night? Ehhh?? *eyebrow wiggle*

[superpeen]

Feb 21, 2014 17:00:52 GMT -5 iamali said:

::sigh::

It's really been MUCH too long since I had dirty, nasty sex.





THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF MY FALLACIES.



PS - COCK.


BIG COCK.

You mean, for reminding you of your PHALLUSIES?!

[iamali]

And really - who DOESN'T want an 8 inch chocolate cream filled penis.

[iamali]

Feb 21, 2014 17:04:43 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Feb 21, 2014 17:00:52 GMT -5 iamali said:

::sigh::

It's really been MUCH too long since I had dirty, nasty sex.





THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF MY FALLACIES.



PS - COCK.


BIG COCK.

You wanna be my bed buddy saturday night? Ehhh?? *eyebrow wiggle*

::pushes boobies together::

[Saint Monica]

@supergreen nojoke I credit ML for encouraging me to make a change to my life wherein I will not put out unless I find someone who is respectful to me. so they really arent all about gross sex talk.

[polka]

This thread is too much for me. I'm outta here.

[elleblue]

Holy crap iamali, those are some veiny wangs. 

[iamali]

Feb 21, 2014 17:09:40 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

Feb 21, 2014 16:20:39 GMT -5 lightyears said:

i'm sorry, but he is just adorable.

He IS adorable!  I would totally bob up and down and his bitty self.  His little legs would be dangling out, all, 'Help me!' 

*sigh*

I mean, it's so small that you couldn't really BOB though. You kind just have to put it in and let it hang there.

[iamali]

Feb 21, 2014 17:14:14 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Holy crap iamali, those are some veiny wangs. 

They for serious are chocolate.

[iamali]

polka I'm tempted to google to try to find you a penis rocket ship for your departure, but I am at work and all.

Chocolate penises are probably the most I'd be willing to admit to.

[elleblue]

Feb 21, 2014 17:14:57 GMT -5 iamali said:

Feb 21, 2014 17:14:14 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Holy crap iamali, those are some veiny wangs. 

They for serious are chocolate.

Oh I know. I just think the mold maker went a bit overboard, that's all. heh

[iamali]

Feb 21, 2014 17:16:42 GMT -5 @kirkette said:

And I see thanks to iamali 's images we've come full circle ...

jerk 

Please note the lack of herpes on those (big, chocolate) wangs.

[lightyears]

Feb 21, 2014 17:14:32 GMT -5 iamali said:

Feb 21, 2014 17:09:40 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

He IS adorable!  I would totally bob up and down and his bitty self.  His little legs would be dangling out, all, 'Help me!' 

*sigh*

I mean, it's so small that you couldn't really BOB though. You kind just have to put it in and let it hang there.

"penis, are you in yet? kick once for yes."

[iamali]

Feb 21, 2014 17:26:49 GMT -5 lightyears said:

Feb 21, 2014 17:14:32 GMT -5 iamali said:

I mean, it's so small that you couldn't really BOB though. You kind just have to put it in and let it hang there.

"penis, are you in yet? kick once for yes."

But your mouth would be half full, so you'd have to communication via either ASL or uncoordinated hand gestures.

[lightyears]

also, this thread is the perfect excuse for all my slightly nsfw gif's.

[karmasabiotch]

We are a bunch of filthy whores. Its what makes us fun. We are also helping the economy with the money we spend buying our Valtrex.

[iamali]

Feb 21, 2014 17:31:13 GMT -5 karmasabiotch said:

We are a bunch if filthy whores. Its what makes us fun. We are also helping the economy with the money we spend buying our Valtrex.

Can the record show that I actually am a *clean* whore.


I just enjoy the dirty sex.

[karmasabiotch]

Feb 21, 2014 17:34:14 GMT -5 iamali said:

Feb 21, 2014 17:31:13 GMT -5 karmasabiotch said:

We are a bunch if filthy whores. Its what makes us fun. We are also helping the economy with the money we spend buying our Valtrex.

Can the record show that I actually am a *clean* whore.


I just enjoy the dirty sex.

Noted and added to the official spread sheet.