Went to see Magic Mike. No real spoilers because

[hisno1girl]

there's nothing interesting enough to spoil.

OMG this movie is sooooo bad!!

I wondered how long into the movie Butterface Tatum would show his ass and the answer was about 30 seconds.
That boy certainly does have a smoking hot body.

I couldn't stop looking at his teeth (Thanks Miso! LOL)

This movie sucked more balls than a gay porno.

It was like a poorly written Showgirls, if that's even possible.

[dcannie]

okay, i'm going to admit i didn't think it was that awful. but, i went in w/ very low expectations. i wasn't expecting it to be good, i was expecting to see hot bodies. and even though his teeth gross me out, channing tatum dancing was pretty fucking hot. all the other dances were lol funny, but i think that is how they were intended.

[dcannie]

Jul 9, 2012 7:40:18 GMT -5 Cloverfield said:

was there full frontal?
anything to write home to mom about?

no full frontal, but a fake wiener in a penis pump.

not enough joe manganiello or matt bomer, that's my only complaint. again, go in expecting to laugh and see hot mens and it's not a bad movie.

[bonnie]

Jul 9, 2012 7:40:18 GMT -5 Cloverfield said:

was there full frontal?
anything to write home to mom about?

No. There were a couple scenes where you could an impression.

I didn't think it was too bad, we just saw it last night. I loved Matthew McCaughey, he was funny.

[Mrs.Beagle]

My mom was telling me yesterday about how she want to see Magic Mike, but my dad won't go with her so she has to go alone.

I can't bring myself to go with her.

[hisno1girl]

I laughed a couple of times. Matthew McConaughey's character was the funniest.

There were 6 or 7 dance scenes and those were the best parts of the movie.

It's all very "stripper wants a new life and cries" type of movie.

[Mrs.Beagle]

The more I hear about it, the more I think I'm just going to wait and get it on DVD.

Also, I LOL for real when I read posts from people on FB who are surprised that it's a crap movie. You were expecting Citizen Kane quality from Magic Mike?

[alzi]

Agreed. Watching Mike be upset and try to cry was pitiful.

And not enough Matt Bomer!!

[morgan2004]

It was so bad I want to see it again

[Cayl]

I agree that it was awful. I actually enjoyed the first half, but once they tried to get serious it went downhill fast. The previews sold it as a fun movie and if they had stuck with that with just a very superficial plot to help keep things moving it would have been so much better.

[melindafelinda]

I had the lowest expectations ever so I actually kind of liked it.

[Deleted]

There is absolutely no story line.

And you are right - there are no spoilers

It's just a bunch of dancing.

It was a nice distraction, though

[Sloane]

Well that's disappointing, maybe I'll just rent it and put it on mute

[morgan2004]

No mute M. McConaughey was too funny and cheesy not to listen to.

[kellbell191]

It was better than I thought. Also I sat next to a drunk girl who woo woo screamed the whole time, at inopportune moments, and then threatened to beat my friend up when she told her to stfu. I got to sit in the middle. WOO WOO

[taylormillgirl]

Jul 9, 2012 8:23:41 GMT -5 morgan2004 said:

It was so bad I want to see it again

You and me both.

[flex]

I thought Tatum's dance moves were amazing.
Like the PP's said, I had low expectations so I wasn't disappointed.
Very predictable script, but damn...Tatum had some moves. : )

[Deleted]

Channing Tatum is a great dancer.

But his teeth still suck. LOL.

[emjacobs]

I will wait for it to come out of Netflix...I can look up half naked pics of all of them for free from google, no need to pay all the money for a ticket.