That was quick. Tom/Katie divorce.

[silva]

www.people.com/people/article/0,,20610394,00.html

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Reach Divorce Settlement

well. well. well.

[-Moe-]

She has something on him. I mean, no way man.

[LLL]

woah

[jillybean]

That's it?!?! What am I supposed to do for the next 4 hours at work?

[speckledfrog]

Oh man, booby is going to be sad.

[Deleted]

Maybe they really care about the well-being of their child.

Tee hee hee.

[dcannie]

well this is more than a little disappointing.

[onomatopoeia]

Jul 9, 2012 11:44:31 GMT -5 -Moe- said:

She has something on him. I mean, no way man.

Totally, even if it's just the threat of bad publicity for Scientology. I've been way too obsessed with this divorce and am selfishly a little disappointed it's over so quick.

[bcv513]

Oh she knows something major he doesn't want leaked.

[broc]

Jul 9, 2012 11:48:39 GMT -5 bcv513 said:

Oh she knows something major he doesn't want leaked.

With full color photographs and video, because yeah, that's fucking crazy.

[emjacobs]

Jul 9, 2012 11:46:05 GMT -5 jillybean said:

That's it?!?! What am I supposed to do for the next 4 hours at work?

4 hours? How about 4 days, it is only Monday people!

[scotty]

He must have offered her a lot to keep her quiet.

[jillybean]

Jul 9, 2012 11:50:11 GMT -5 @booby said:

also, take note of the joint statement they made. the reference to 'beliefs'. katie relented a bit. gossip analysts (yes, these people exist) are saying that it is all part of the bargain. she had to give a little to get a little.

by releasing this statement, it lessens the perceived assault on the religion (which is what tom wanted/needed). in return, she is getting something.

very interesting! it's all so calculated.

I hope for Suri's sake, she didn't relent on Tom taking her to Scientology meetings/classes. She will be brainwashed and in his hands by the time she reaches puberty.

[bowies]

I'm assuming the divorce terms were worked out a few years ago, so I'm not too surprised.

[ejpint]

I'm going to need some more gossip on this - it was over way too fast!

[sparkles17]

I'm moving to California the next time I want a divorce, the last one took me 15 months!

[julesf84]

Woah, really? I bet she knows that he must like the peen.

[pantsparty]

Everyone was right. He's really coming out terrible in all of this.

[scotty]

pants, snips was right. He does have excellent handlers.

[pinkpeonies]

Jul 9, 2012 12:00:50 GMT -5 julesf84 said:

Woah, really? I bet she knows that he must like the peen.

haha! this!

[Deleted]

It sounds like they've signed a memorandum of understanding on the big stuff with details to be worked out.

[Deleted]

laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24025/Tom-Cruise-and-Katie-Holmes-release-joint-statement-about-divorce-negotiations

[maryjane]

Jul 9, 2012 12:17:45 GMT -5 @esquirefish said:

Jul 9, 2012 12:00:50 GMT -5 julesf84 said:

Woah, really? I bet she knows that he must like the peen.

There was a blind a few weeks ago about a wife walking in on her DH while he was with another guy, and there being some other witness - speculators said it was Katie walking in on Tom with probably Becks and Suri also saw it. That would get some immediate hush hush.

this. it was half-solved & stated that it was in fact about tom & katie.

half-solved, because they didn't say who she found him in bed w/.

it also has been speculated that he & jeremy renner have been together.

[pantsparty]

Jul 9, 2012 12:21:38 GMT -5 scotty said:

pants, snips was right. He does have excellent handlers.

There was NO WAY he was going to go back to crazy couch-jumping Tom again. He keeps his crazy confined. Or they do.

[thebuddhagouda]

Jul 9, 2012 12:21:43 GMT -5 pinkpeonies said:

Jul 9, 2012 12:00:50 GMT -5 julesf84 said:

Woah, really? I bet she knows that he must like the peen.

haha! this!

I still think that the fact that he's even negotiating with her and straight up bullying her like he did Nicole is a win for Katie.

[Tacocat]

Jul 9, 2012 12:35:03 GMT -5 maryjane said:

Jul 9, 2012 12:17:45 GMT -5 @esquirefish said:

There was a blind a few weeks ago about a wife walking in on her DH while he was with another guy, and there being some other witness - speculators said it was Katie walking in on Tom with probably Becks and Suri also saw it. That would get some immediate hush hush.

this. it was half-solved & stated that it was in fact about tom & katie.

half-solved, because they didn't say who she found him in bed w/.

it also has been speculated that he & jeremy renner have been together.

NO! Not Jeremy Renner! I love him...