Well, that's just a tacky ass text ...

[sushi]

I'm not gonna lie. I would love a wedding that included swimming.

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Mar 4, 2014 19:11:39 GMT -5 sushi said:

I'm not gonna lie. I would love a wedding that included swimming.

If it involved drunk swimming, I would be down with that.

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I made a cake for a wedding that was uber fancy.

The bridesmaids wore their prom dresses. Not a prom dress. Their prom dresses. I went into the bathroom to wash my hands and overheard the bride complaining about her new husband's exgirlfriend having the nerve to make an appearance. They dated last year and omg, HOW DARE SHE?

[josieposy]

I'll bet one meeeelion dollars that you get uninvited again the day of.

JFC does the knot know no shame in what it's done to people?

[Jermys]

Yeah, I wouldn't get a gift. If I don't go to your wedding, I don't buy a gift. And I don't go to weddings where I'm asked to be a standby.

[eclaires]

I went to a wedding that had a cash bar - and everything but lemonade and water cost $ - but because the bride and groom were so classy, they gave their bridal party and close family drink tickets to use at the cash bar.

I had never been to a cash bar wedding like that before; I'd only been to ones where liquor was cash and beer/wine were free. It was shocking, but the drink tickets really sent me over the edge. Way to be like, "hey these are our top tier guests! Fuck the rest of you, even if you just wanted a goddamn coke!"

[UMaineTeach]

Mar 4, 2014 19:02:59 GMT -5 @soudesafinado said:

Mar 4, 2014 17:38:43 GMT -5 @246baje said:

Lol one of my friends got an evite to a wedding today. It also notes that there will be swimming. I cannot wait for the updates after the event.

Swimming?

one of my co-workers just got married - destination wedding, somewhere warm. I guess there was swimming after dinner at the pool side reception.

[curbsideprophet]

I love tacky wedding stories.

I think the worst I have is the wedding where there were not enough seats for everyone at the reception. The idea was people would mingle and move around and seats would open up as needed. The also had some high tables for people to stand/rest at. Part of the problem was some if the food served required a knife and fork. It as not really food you could eat just standing around. Add that to the fact that many people like to sit down and have a place for their stuff, it was just weird. I never found out how the bride thought it turned out, who knows, maybe she thought it was great.

[emilyj]

Mar 4, 2014 19:40:32 GMT -5 Jermys said:

Yeah, I wouldn't get a gift. If I don't go to your wedding, I don't buy a gift. And I don't go to weddings where I'm asked to be a standby.

What about weddings where you are invited, then uninvited, then re-invited?  

[iammalcolmx]

Come on you know you want me to wrap this baby up and send it!!

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[ttt]

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