Please summarize the 19 page flameful for me.

[Deleted]

It's snowing outside and I'm feeling extra lazy today.

[TrickyBob]

Nope, you have to read it.

[Deleted]

No.

[venice2007]

I'd love a summary too. I got to about page 4, noticed it was 18 at that point and closed the post. Normally I'll read it all, but I'm being extra lazy today lol

[berbles]

[walterismydog]

No.

[psychmom]

Why do the flameful threads go for 1 page to 12133248 pages in less than an hour every.single.time.?!

THE SLOW READERS CANNOT KEEP UP!

[wysiwyg]

Jez: Dollar dollar bills, y'all.

Some people: Flameful!!!1!1

Other people: Not flameful. At all.

Some snatchdragon: Ohhhh that bitch kiki!

Most people: Who the fuck is kiki?



The end of the thread is worth the read.

[Velvetshady]

Do I wait until I've started drinking to read it? Or use it as an excuse to start drinking after a page or two?

[polka]

The entire thing is about people saying which president they thought about during sex and if that was considered cheating, even if they had dreamed about it the night before their wedding.

Oh, I saw the words "common denominator" posted in there, so math was somehow involved.

Oh, oh, and Kim Kardashian made a rare appearance too.

[Deleted]

Mar 7, 2014 18:11:42 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

I read the entire thing. I wish I spent that time doing something useful instead.

Me too. Won't ever get that 20 minutes back.

[melindafelinda]

I skimmed. It sucks. People we don't know arguing about things that happened between them and a gchat in 2007. PERTINENT.

[Champagne Supernova]

I didn't even know there's such a thing called "Gchat"?

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

The only Kiki who will ever exist to me is this one.



I MISS YOU, LAPTOP. SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[Champagne Supernova]

I read it while eating Thin Mints.

One box of Thin Mints down.

[Champagne Supernova]

Mar 7, 2014 19:47:13 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Mar 7, 2014 19:42:03 GMT -5 Champagne Supernova said:

I didn't even know there's such a thing called "Gchat"?

Google chat, I think.

So they were on a board, on a facebook group and also on gchat?

Shit man. That's seems too much. 

[bab]

Mar 7, 2014 17:45:03 GMT -5 polka said:

The entire thing is about people saying which president they thought about during sex and if that was considered cheating, even if they had dreamed about it the night before their wedding.

Oh, I saw the words "common denominator" posted in there, so math was somehow involved.

Oh, oh, and Kim Kardashian made a rare appearance too.

Holy shit I'm glad I didn't even open it.  LOL

[underwaterrhymes]

Mar 7, 2014 19:51:55 GMT -5 Que? said:

Part 1. Jezebel gets ragged on by ML'ers
Part 2. Jezebel gets ragged on my randoms and some of those people defend her and seem disproportionately angry at the new people.
Part 3. @fucksticklegit doesn't know who Jared Leto is. What?
Part 4. A whole legion of people don't get Missy, which is sad.

I was DYING at how many people clutched their pearls over missy in that thread. LOL.

[bcv513]

Mar 7, 2014 20:16:42 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Mar 7, 2014 19:51:55 GMT -5 Que? said:

Part 1. Jezebel gets ragged on by ML'ers
Part 2. Jezebel gets ragged on my randoms and some of those people defend her and seem disproportionately angry at the new people.
Part 3. @fucksticklegit doesn't know who Jared Leto is. What?
Part 4. A whole legion of people don't get Missy, which is sad.

I was DYING at how many people clutched their pearls over missy in that thread. LOL.

That made the whole thread worth reading. It's like the people who don't get amber.

[speckledfrog]

Mar 7, 2014 20:49:32 GMT -5 bcv513 said:

Mar 7, 2014 20:16:42 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I was DYING at how many people clutched their pearls over missy in that thread. LOL.

That made the whole thread worth reading. It's like the people who don't get amber.

I love watching the newbs fall for it.

[Serenity9]

Aaaaaaaannnnndddd... another deactivation.   

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[Deleted]

Mar 7, 2014 17:45:03 GMT -5 polka said:

The entire thing is about people saying which president they thought about during sex and if that was considered cheating, even if they had dreamed about it the night before their wedding.

Oh, I saw the words "common denominator" posted in there, so math was somehow involved.

Oh, oh, and Kim Kardashian made a rare appearance too.

Thanks!  They shouldn't have been so hard on Jezebel's math skills.