I just heard crazy barking outside. More than the normal crazy barking from the completely insane dogs that appear to have moved in nearby, who like to be let out at like 3:00 am to bark at the top of their barkers. Anyway, I had let our dog out, forgetting that OUR FUCKING FENCE DOOR STOPPED LATCHING and was STANDING OPEN and I was sure my dog had escaped and was involved in some sort of crazy dog fight. But no, she was all doop de doo (outside the yard, natch), sniffing around in the neighbors' yard. And the crazy dogs were probably just crazy barking at the deer or something. My heart is still beating wildly.