OMG you guys. Maybe this is flammable?

[cville]

Thanks to my second response to wowhead's post about her gay ex, I googled my evil ex and found his linked in page.

IT IS HILARIOUS.  The little narrative part is so over the top, yet totally trite.  I love it.  He's like "I have a keen eye for detail" and he's "disciplined and perceptive" and he touts his ability to meet deadlines when there are competing priorities.  YOU'RE THIRTY-SEVEN, one would hope that you'd figured that out by now to be, I don't know, generally employable.  Also, his picture is him on a yacht.  A YACHT.  Trust and believe, that's not his yacht.

I enjoyed learning that he's about as shallow still as he was when we were dating.

[Deleted]

LOL.

I'd be smug all day today.

[Deleted]

Be careful clicking on that shit. They can tell.

[snipsnsnails]

Are you *sure* it's not his yacht?

[Deleted]

Mar 10, 2014 12:03:00 GMT -5 @gypsy said:

Be careful clicking on that shit. They can tell.

This is what I was thinking.

[janegold]

Mar 10, 2014 12:03:00 GMT -5 @gypsy said:

Be careful clicking on that shit. They can tell.

Now you can set your profile to anonymous, which makes stalking much easier!

[jennistarr1]

I looked an ex boyfriend and found that a child paternity test was ordered, results are sealed, but it follows with child support claims

[noodleoo]

Yes, LinkedIn has a tab where you can see who's viewed your profile. You can set yourself to anonymous, definitely do that before you go snooping!

[CurlyQ284]

My horrible ex deleted all his social media so he is off the grid but he did build a catapult and put a video on YouTube of him launching something with it.

ETA he has rejoined social media since my last google search. This shit is hilarious. He tries so hard to sound intelligent and philosophical.

[kirra]

Now I want to google my ex boyfriend. But I think we may be friends on fb. I'll have to check. That would be easier.

It will probably make me sad, though. Life dealt him some incredibly shitty cards, and I don't know if he'll ever really be able to fix it.

[meggers5]

Mar 10, 2014 12:02:53 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

What does he do for a living?

Yacht salesman?

[iammalcolmx]

cville you honestly do want it to be his Yacht and you want him to keep it in a body of salt water. They are a TON of maintenance, finding someone who can fix them without being triflin is a chore and the gas bill would make you faint.  

ETA: And the slip fees!!!

[cville]

Mar 10, 2014 12:03:00 GMT -5 @gypsy said:

Be careful clicking on that shit. They can tell.

I didn't log in, so I can't see the whole profile.  He checks mine regularly, though.  At least once a month.  HA.


LHC, he's in grad school looking for a job?  I can't tell without logging in and I won't do that.  LOL.

[renna]

Gilligan!

[iammalcolmx]

Mar 10, 2014 12:19:31 GMT -5 jillianashley6 said:

Mar 10, 2014 12:15:10 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

cville you honestly do want it to be his Yacht and you want him to keep it in a body of salt water. They are a TON of maintenance, finding someone who can fix them without being triflin is a chore and the gas bill would make you faint.  

ETA: And the slip fees!!!

Damn, you are KILLING my retirement dreams of selling it all, buying a boat and cruising the world. Lol

I am sorry!!! I had a fun childhood with both my Grandpa and Dad having fairly large boats however they are so involved I really recommend doing charters and let all of those details be someone else's headache while you sit back and enjoy the ride. 

[saucyc]

So yeah, I googled my last ex.. HFS he is now in prison for rape.

I had to pick my jaw up off of the floor.