My ML dream

[polka]

I either spend too much time here, or shouldn't be chatting until 1am.  LOL

I don't remember why we were there, but it was me, bonquiqui, cville and cleo29.

But at some point, we were asleep in our beds, and we woke up to get dressed and leave, when Bon started yelling, "Stains!  Stains!"   (IRL, I texted Bon with just "STAINS!!!" this morning... she hasn't replied LOL.)

We looked at our sheets and they were dirty with huge brown-ringed stains all over.  

I was in the corner freaking out going we slept on that?!?  Ew gross omg ew!  And Bon was still yelling stains!

Cville was crying and kept talking about suing the maid.  Lol

Cleo grabbed her luggage and left us!  Wtf Cleo?  Haha

Then we found dead roaches on the lampshade

I don't remember how we got to the hallway, but we were running with our bags, and I had to go back to the room to get my cheese I left in the little fridge.  


Also, I don't know if it was the same dream or another one, but Bon and I were at the movies and she fell asleep and started snoring, and I was pissed because her arm was covering the popcorn.

[polka]

Mar 10, 2014 13:45:01 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

I'm pretty sure sleeping on those sheets gave you ML herpes.

Been there, done that.

[cville]

I would sue EVERYONE.

[cleo29]

Feets don't fail me now!

lol

[jane6672]

It's all those "Grossest things you've seen in a hotel" threads, come back to haunt you.

[polka]

Mar 10, 2014 14:04:48 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

It's all those "Grossest things you've seen in a hotel" threads, come back to haunt you.

Yes!  That's the first thing I thought too. 

[polka]

Mar 10, 2014 14:03:47 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

Feets don't fail me now!

lol

LOL!  I'm still laughing picturing it.

[TrickyBob]

Even ML dreams are not exempt from poop stories!

[polka]

Mar 10, 2014 14:11:04 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Even ML dreams are not exempt from poop stories!

Are you telling me those stains were poop???  I just assumed they were rust stains!  

[TrickyBob]

Mar 10, 2014 14:12:52 GMT -5 polka said:

Mar 10, 2014 14:11:04 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Even ML dreams are not exempt from poop stories!

Are you telling me those stains were poop???  I just assumed they were rust stains!  

Yes. Yes they were. 

[polka]

Mar 10, 2014 14:14:47 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Mar 10, 2014 14:12:52 GMT -5 polka said:

Are you telling me those stains were poop???  I just assumed they were rust stains!  

Yes. Yes they were. 

It was probably cville then.  All that suing gets her excited.

[cleo29]

Mar 10, 2014 14:09:03 GMT -5 polka said:

Mar 10, 2014 14:03:47 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

Feets don't fail me now!

lol

LOL!  I'm still laughing picturing it.

So I know who I am in this scenario, but who is Blanche and who is Dorothy?




BLANCHE DEVEREAUX


You don't believe that Grammy's here, that she talks to me!

 DOROTHY PETRILLO ZBORNAK


Of course I do, sweetheart. [imitating Blanche's grammy] Blanche, this
is your grammy! Y'all get yourself out of here you dumb peckerwood!


ROSE NYLUND


Oooh, I heard it that time too! Feets don't fail me now! [flees the room]

[bonquiqui]

Omg lol. SaCURity!!

[polka]

Mar 10, 2014 14:20:23 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

Mar 10, 2014 14:09:03 GMT -5 polka said:

LOL!  I'm still laughing picturing it.

So I know who I am in this scenario, but who is Blanche and who is Dorothy?




BLANCHE DEVEREAUX


You don't believe that Grammy's here, that she talks to me!

 DOROTHY PETRILLO ZBORNAK


Of course I do, sweetheart. [imitating Blanche's grammy] Blanche, this
is your grammy! Y'all get yourself out of here you dumb peckerwood!


ROSE NYLUND


Oooh, I heard it that time too! Feets don't fail me now! [flees the room]

You are Rose.  I am Sophia.

Cville is the voice of reason, so she's Dorothy.  And we all know Bon is the slutty one, so no question about that one.

[cleo29]

Anyone that can work "peckerwood" into conversation is my kind of people.

[bonquiqui]

[cville]

Mar 10, 2014 14:18:06 GMT -5 polka said:

Mar 10, 2014 14:14:47 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Yes. Yes they were. 

It was probably cville then.  All that suing gets her excited.

I'm now suing YOU for defamation.

[cville]

Mar 10, 2014 14:31:42 GMT -5 polka said:

Mar 10, 2014 14:20:23 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

So I know who I am in this scenario, but who is Blanche and who is Dorothy?




BLANCHE DEVEREAUX


You don't believe that Grammy's here, that she talks to me!

 DOROTHY PETRILLO ZBORNAK


Of course I do, sweetheart. [imitating Blanche's grammy] Blanche, this
is your grammy! Y'all get yourself out of here you dumb peckerwood!


ROSE NYLUND


Oooh, I heard it that time too! Feets don't fail me now! [flees the room]

You are Rose.  I am Sophia.

Cville is the voice of reason, so she's Dorothy.  And we all know Bon is the slutty one, so no question about that one.

I have no problems being Maude.

[polka]

Mar 10, 2014 15:17:45 GMT -5 cville said:

Mar 10, 2014 14:18:06 GMT -5 polka said:

It was probably cville then.  All that suing gets her excited.

I'm now suing YOU for defamation.

I love it when you get all sueville.