WAIT-how do people feel about toilet paper vs. wet wipes/adult toilet wipes/whatever you call them?
What gets your CLEANER?
I don't get the love for wet wipes, but my septic guy said that the main reason that septic pumps burn out too early is because of people flushing the wipes. Evidently they aren't good for the septic system and you aren't supposed to flush them.
When we were on our honeymoon, one of the places we stayed was a villa. The bathroom walls did not go all the way up to the ceiling, nor did the toilet have a lid.
How unromantic can you get? I didn't poop the whole time we were there and went out to the balcony eery time H went into the bathroom.
The did leave fresh flowers on our pillows and a bottle of wine every day. Maybe they thought the flowers would diffuse poop smell or the wine would make us drunk enough to not care?
Ah yes, nothing spoils the post nuptial buzz quite like the realization that your new spouse does, in fact, have a functioning asshole
I don't understand anyone who washes their hands in the middle of the night. You're going right back to bed, not rubbing your hands all over your food, doorknobs and walls. WEIRD.
I agree it's weird, but it's just habit. I can't not wash my hands after I pee. It's too ingrained
When we were on our honeymoon, one of the places we stayed was a villa. The bathroom walls did not go all the way up to the ceiling, nor did the toilet have a lid.
How unromantic can you get? I didn't poop the whole time we were there and went out to the balcony eery time H went into the bathroom.
The did leave fresh flowers on our pillows and a bottle of wine every day. Maybe they thought the flowers would diffuse poop smell or the wine would make us drunk enough to not care?
Ah yes, nothing spoils the post nuptial buzz quite like the realization that your new spouse does, in fact, have a functioning asshole
Which is so much better than finding out he IS a functioning asshole.
I wash and flush for my MOTN pee breaks. Its a habit. I can give a pass to the MOTN pees but anyone who doesn't do it on the regular to me that is nasty
I don't get the love for wet wipes, but my septic guy said that the main reason that septic pumps burn out too early is because of people flushing the wipes. Evidently they aren't good for the septic system and you aren't supposed to flush them.
I can't get my ass clean w/o a wet wipe anymore. It is a real problem.
My nephew has never used normal toilet paper and he's in 4th grade. He takes wet wipes to school.
Yes. I have this issue right now, too. It still won't deter me from washing my hands after using the bathroom, as well as helping DD use the bathroom.
Ish.
If your hands are all broken out and cracked, and you don't wash them, isn't there a chance you are getting feces and other stuff in the cuts and cracks? eww
I think you read my post wrong. I'm saying that even though my hands are all cracked and painful, I DO still wash my hands anyways even though half the time it hurts to do it.
Public restrooms, always. Pooping, always, taking a quick pee at home, with a quick wipe, not always, especially if my hands don't touch my no-no. Exception, if I'm cooking. I'll be honest, I'm gross. Also, I sometimes don't shower on the weekends. I don't regularly wear deodorant, I don't usually use soap in the shower, just hot water.
Wanna do it?
suddenly your avatar pic is looking a little more plausible
Post by textbookcase on Mar 12, 2014 14:13:51 GMT -5
In the middle of the night I sometimes don't use soap, but I always at least rinse them. I do not flush pee in the middle of the night because the bathroom is next to Bonnie's room and I don't want to risk waking her. Besides all of that I'm kind of an insane frequent hand-washer. I don't use antibacterial gel unless I'm like camping or something.
WAIT-how do people feel about toilet paper vs. wet wipes/adult toilet wipes/whatever you call them?
What gets your CLEANER?
A bidet.
My husband installed a bidet-like attachment on our toilet. Do you want to know what the worst thing ever is? Accidentally knocking against the handle first thing in the am.
When we were on our honeymoon, one of the places we stayed was a villa. The bathroom walls did not go all the way up to the ceiling, nor did the toilet have a lid.
How unromantic can you get? I didn't poop the whole time we were there and went out to the balcony eery time H went into the bathroom.
The did leave fresh flowers on our pillows and a bottle of wine every day. Maybe they thought the flowers would diffuse poop smell or the wine would make us drunk enough to not care?
Ah yes, nothing spoils the post nuptial buzz quite like the realization that your new spouse does, in fact, have a functioning asshole
Ha! H had no problem making me aware of his asshole's activities prior to marriage
He did not care at all about the wall. I on the other hand, did not want to think about assholes.
I feel like men not washing is more gross than women not washing. They have to actually touch their genitals with their bare hand. I at least use a hefty wad of toilet paper.
I didn't realize it was common practice to not flush the toilet when peeing in the middle of the night. That is the most surprising thing to me in this thread. What is the purpose of this? I don't like the idea of pee just chilling in my toilet overnight.
Our toilets are crazy, super noisy, so we don't flush so we don't wake up everybody else in the house.
I don't get the love for wet wipes, but my septic guy said that the main reason that septic pumps burn out too early is because of people flushing the wipes. Evidently they aren't good for the septic system and you aren't supposed to flush them.
I can't get my ass clean w/o a wet wipe anymore. It is a real problem.
Same here. It happened with W, too. I have no idea what is going on back there but these days I am always in need of wet wipe ASSistance.
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"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
I feel like men not washing is more gross than women not washing. They have to actually touch their genitals with their bare hand. I at least use a hefty wad of toilet paper.
I'm going to need Marle to come back to explain putting her hands in her mouth after a good dream.
LOL! Not after, during.
I was just trying to picture scenarios and it crossed my mind you might be having a sexy dream, and maybe you are trying to be provocative in your dream because you are seducing.... IDK RDJ? And so you're in all fours on the bed in front of him and you're sucking your index finger looking sexy. And so the finger actually goes to your mouth in real life.
LOL this is the mind of someone that is anxious and paranoid. A mind that keeps following a thread to nowhere by asking "what if?"
I'm going to need Marle to come back to explain putting her hands in her mouth after a good dream.
LOL! Not after, during.
I was just trying to picture scenarios and it crossed my mind you might be having a sexy dream, and maybe you are trying to be provocative in your dream because you are seducing.... IDK RDJ? And so you're in all fours on the bed in front of him and you're sucking your index finger looking sexy. And so the finger actually goes to your mouth in real life.
LOL this is the mind of someone that is anxious and paranoid. A mind that keeps following a thread to nowhere by asking "what if?"
This is the most wonderful explanation I could have hoped for.
Fuck, I'll even eat an apple without washing it sometimes
Lol. Sometimes.
Actually, I'm way more apt to do that. What does a little water rinse do anyway to those water insoluble pesticides? That's just a ineffectual placebo action to make me feel better.
Fuck, I'll even eat an apple without washing it sometimes
Lol. Sometimes.
Actually, I'm way more apt to do that. What does a little water rinse do anyway to those water insoluble pesticides? That's just a ineffectual placebo action to make me feel better.
and the bird poo particles. and the insect poo particles.
Actually, I'm way more apt to do that. What does a little water rinse do anyway to those water insoluble pesticides? That's just a ineffectual placebo action to make me feel better.
and the bird poo particles. and the insect poo particles.
everyone eats poo. it's okay. you eat poo too.
I even had bird poo RIGHT IN MY EYEBALL ONCE. Yes, I'm still traumatized by that.