"Update and Apology from Your Former Community"

[sonrisa]

Hi Michelle, Carly and the XO Gang.....

For those of you who don’t know who we are, we are the former message board community of The Nest, supervised by ellie, speckled and some guy from wikipedia who just dropped in. I know how frustrated you’ve been since we left your boards for a new, functioning format over on pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi#general. It didn't go smoothly at first. We ran around "Connect With Pampers" posting penis photos and being chastised by Kathleen. But we jumped ship and have experienced no bugs since then, quick load times and general snarkiness satisfaction. Replatforms almost never go 100 percent smoothly, however this transition to proboards went quickly, efficiently and left no stragglers. It was a triumph of Nestie community and ingenuity.

We know how frustrated you are losing your product/customer base. At first we were frustrated too. Our goal was to post on The Nest boards without being royally fucked by your third-party vendor. We have experienced issues with The Nest messsage board employees and moderators in the past, mainly issues regarding bannings, crappy format, frequent service failures and other fuckery. We would have NEVER moved over to proboards if our concerns had been addressed. Or you had given us all free Simple Human trash cans. The proboards moderator and IT team has put a lot of effort into catering to our fanciful whims and in just 5 days a lot of progress has been made to address our concerns - more than we saw in the last 5 years on the Nest / Knot / Bump.

We also want you to know that we are listening to your feedback and trying to parody it as quickly as possible. We are looking into ways we can engage in more ridiculous wars on Twitter, Wikipedia and beyond. A team of dedicated posters are forwarding your feedback and edits to the proboard where we work closely to mock and subvert your efforts. Your experience on the dead boards is our top priority. Please check with proboards regularly to observe our successful fake nesting experience. Change is never easy, but that doesn’t mean we can’t do our best to make this transition more difficult for you and to make sure you’re not happy.

We want to let you know how sorry we are about the lack of traffic you’ve experienced within The Nest community over the past 5 days. Our nesting is so important to us, whether we had just joined or have been a vocal troll of The Nest for years. But still, we've moved on. I personally apologize for the frustration that our defection to the proboards has caused all of you. I want you to know that your feedback is getting noticed and that you will not be left in the dark without updates. The pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi#general link will be reposted periodically as stragglers and newbies visit. Please continue to let us know what we can do to improve the complete abandonment experience for you. You can visit us any time at pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=ml&action=post.

Each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Michelle, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay. Does that answer your questions? If not, please address all comments and concerns to [e-mail].

Your Former Nesties

P.S. Balls

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

I am yelling YES! over and over.

[jessuhmarie]

This is perfect!

[motzie]

Brilliant!

[JamaicanPineapple]

Fuck yeah!

[MWOS]

:sheds a single tear:

[karmasabiotch]

Love it!

[mypalbabs]

Brava!

[Marle]

Signed

[balletofangels]

May 14, 2012 18:41:47 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

I also want you to know that we are listening to your feedback and trying to parody it as quickly as possible. We are looking into ways we can engage in more ridiculous wars on Twitter, Wiki and beyond. A team of dedicated posters are forwarding your feedback and edits to the board where we work closely to mock and subvert your efforts.

[brandienee]

:heart:

Genius!

[eightangryreindeer]

Fucking epic, dude.

*commences slow golf clap*

PROBOARDSFUCKYEAH!

[adhdfashion]

I really am LOLing. ;D :beer: Cheers well done.

[ndolehan]

OMG!

YES YES YES!

Please tell me this has already been sent?

[montereybride]

I now have a huge lesbian crush on sonrisa.

[yellowcardigan]

This response is spot-on. Love it!

[rottimom]

Bravo!

[kdmac]

Excellent! Great Job.

[sweetc80]

Perfect!!

[imojoebunny]

Excellent. I would do a lot for a simple human trash can. Really. I was hoping for one for Mother's day, but got a pair of shoes instead.

[pollyprissypants]

Hells yeah!!!! That is perfection!

[iamgrace]

May 14, 2012 18:51:11 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

May 14, 2012 18:50:10 GMT -5 ndolehan said:

Please tell me this has already been sent?

I think we need to polish it up and then post it on the ML page.

Fantastic

[RobotLegs]

Who's awesome?

You're awesome!

[Deleted]

Is this being posted to the message boards over there or just sent in an email?

[melindafelinda]

Each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

[julesf84]

LOVE! :Y:

[Deleted]

FANTASTIC!! I love that you responded using their own BS phrases!

[bab]

WIN

[saraandmichael]

i love you so hard for this. so hard for life.

[Kit]

Fuck yes!!