Tonight's fun

[StrawberryBlondie]

"My back yard is private (I go naked there all the time) and I am making it available all summer to people who want to sunbathe in the nude. It gets direct sun in the morning. It is available mornings during the week and to a lesser extent in the afternoons. I am offering it to individuals, male or female, and couples. You will have the privacy of being by yourself (unless you bring someone). Respond to this post for details. "

[dev22]

LET ME FUCK YOUR WIFE - m4w - 27 (Long Beach)

Date: 2012-05-14, 2:54PM PDT
Reply to: [e-mail]

interested? feel free to ask me some questions

[emilyj]

From Missed Connections:

"I saw you at Winn Dixie working. You were very nice. You had nice eyes and I noticed that one of your nuts were very visible in your jeans. You were talking to your co worker about your car. This is a long shot but thought I would try. Would love to see you again."

How tight were the jeans that one nut was "very visible"?

[overture]

Help wanted need some real dingalings get this child molester outa her (So Sac)

Damn child molester lives in this motor home we cant get him to leave come by and throw crap at him, take him up to the hills. HAVE FUN

2947 ramona ave 95826 Stupid old man in the motorhome

::cue dueling banjos::

[Kattey]

So, I was a big lurker on the nest, and popped over.

Here's my contribution:

"Anyone know how to get up with this guy? Any help would be appreciated. He gave me an STD. " macon.craigslist.org/mis/3015986209.html

[secretlyevil]

craig's list frightens the hell out of me.

[blindyswife]

May 14, 2012 20:26:36 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

OMFG

"
Yes. You read that right. I want to impregnate a woman. Single, married, whatever. I've got good genes and love the idea of creating life. It's hot. I don't want to partake in the child's life, though. I'm looking for a woman or couple who would be willing to raise the child by themselves and not ask that I do anything. No money, no visits, no nothing. ALSO, be responsible yourself. I'm not going to do this with someone who clearly has no business having a kid. Although I don't want to be involved after the fact, I would still require that the child be brought into a healthy situation in which he/she will receive all the financial and emotional support necessary.

As for the act itself, I'm no greek God in the pants, but I'm extremely thorough in bed. Never since my first time has ANY lady felt unsatisfied with me. And obviously, you'll need to provide records showing you're clean. I'm not trying to take a souvenir away from this. This will be an anonymous encounter, as well. Pseudonyms. No names, and that goes for both parties. I don't need you getting into a financial heap and breaking the agreement. After you confirm you are pregnant (this will be our only contact between attempts and after the last session), there will be no contact. I don't even live in NC (just here temporarily) so don't even try.

So if you are single, want a child, don't want a "baby daddy", and are in a stable situation, you qualify. If you're a couple looking to have a kid but the man is sterile, are ok with me dropping some seeds in the woman, and are stable, you qualify.

To those who are judging. Yes, this is clearly a fetish thing. And no, I will not get into an ethical argument with someone. If you're replying and want me to reply back, it will be a serious inquiry. All others will just be ignored."

There was totally an SVU episode like this. Starring John Stamos, as a matter of fact.