Runnerspeak

[tuggyruns]

Hilarious! I DEFINITELY have #1

running.competitor.com/2014/04/out-there/out-there-runnerspeak-the-runners-dictionary_99248

[venice2007]

LOL!

[cinco]

Some of those are hysterical. I'm definitely adding longgoner and racetipation to my vocab. It beats the expletives I usually use for them.

[sassystace]

I like Garminbrag (seen those on here plenty of times) and Maraternity Leave.

[lauren170]

Those are funny. Here's something similar that made me laugh too.

www.hungryrunnergirl.com/2014/04/we-are-an-interesting-group.html

[cinco]

Apr 10, 2014 19:03:03 GMT -5 sassystace said:

I like Garminbrag (seen those on here plenty of times) and Maraternity Leave.

I have Garminbragged once in my entire life and I do not regret it! That one second, however...

[sassystace]

Apr 10, 2014 19:24:12 GMT -5 cinco said:

Apr 10, 2014 19:03:03 GMT -5 sassystace said:

I like Garminbrag (seen those on here plenty of times) and Maraternity Leave.

I have Garminbragged once in my entire life and I do not regret it! That one second, however...

Now, I'm saying there is anything wrong with Garminbragging, just that now it has a name!

[tuggyruns]

Apr 10, 2014 19:24:12 GMT -5 cinco said:

Apr 10, 2014 19:03:03 GMT -5 sassystace said:

I like Garminbrag (seen those on here plenty of times) and Maraternity Leave.

I have Garminbragged once in my entire life and I do not regret it! That one second, however...

Oh I 110% Garminbragged my first 20miler...only on instagram though, just hoping my FB friends would find it !

[skwcm80]

I'm going to be some lottostalking on Monday for sure. I Garminbragged, but I did it here. It doesn't count right?

[shellfish26]

Quesotherapy. My recovery of choice.

[Wines Not Whines]

I love these! Racetipation made me LOL.

I love quesotherapy. I also engage in nutellatherapy.

[sadlebred]

Cyclists definitely share Quesotherapy!

[spunkypenguin]

I like to engage in all-out brunchtherapy after a race - it's my new favorite thing. Judging from the signs at Cherry Blossom last weekend, I am not alone in my love of Sunday Brunch

[tuggyruns]

Apr 10, 2014 19:56:54 GMT -5 Wines Not Whines said:

I love these! Racetipation made me LOL.

I love quesotherapy. I also engage in nutellatherapy.

I engage in nutellatherapy even when not running!
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[Deleted]

Tootspeed. But it's okay, I run out in the country, any smell blends in and only the cows hear me.

[clseale]

Apr 10, 2014 19:28:29 GMT -5 skwcm80 said:

I'm going to be some lottostalking on Monday for sure. I Garminbragged, but I did it here. It doesn't count right?

Nope, you're good! I lol'd at Garminbrag. I have done this a few times, but it's only on my running group's Facebook page.

Love Racetipation! I frequently have these talks with myself, because I won't drink coffee race morning. "Are you sure you don't have to go? Just try. Nope? I better not feel a peep out of you, when that first gel hits us at mile 7. This is your last chance!!" 

[mrshandy]

So funny! Racetipation, shinning, and lottostalk certainly ring true for me.

I think we need a word for the inevitable grumpiness/anxiety that comes in the days before a big race.

Tapersanity? Grumptapity? Taperxiety?

[clseale]

I would like to add spitstick to the list,for the coagulated film of spit that gets stuck to your lips, during a run.

[lb2006]

I've def garmin-bragged on instagram. Mainly to guilt my partner-in-crime for the half into training. She's been slacking a bit, i'm hoping tagging her with the weekly run pics will encourage her to NOT have a 5 week training!

[lovesherheels]

Hysterical!

I cannot believe I've never used the term quesotherapy before. That one's going in the vocab, as is longgoner.

[andrealynn]

That was excellent.