Post by W.T.Faulkner on Apr 17, 2014 14:41:19 GMT -5
She has a 4 y/o, a 2.5 y/o, and a just-turned 1 y/o.
The first and second kiddos were intentional, but the 3rd and now the 4th she claims were total accidents. She told me by having the 4 year-old wear a t-shirt that says, "Oh, no, not again! I'm a big brother of 3!"
He said to me, "Aunt WTF, look at my shirt!" I read it, gave him a big hug, then said, "I have to talk to Mommy for a second!" and covered his ears and whispered, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" to her. She started cracking up, lol.
Guys, I'm never, ever having sex again. Seriously. I'm so terrified of 4 kids under 5. FOUR KIDS UNDER 5.
This is funny. Even though I'm a lurker (on the worst possible day to be a lurker chiming in), I had to respond to this thread. You basically described my kids here, even down to their ages, more or less. In my case, #3 was planned but #4 was not. He's 6 weeks old now. Several times a day I shake my head and think, this can't be my actual life.
This is funny. Even though I'm a lurker (on the worst possible day to be a lurker chiming in), I had to respond to this thread. You basically described my kids here, even down to their ages, more or less. In my case, #3 was planned but #4 was not. He's 6 weeks old now. Several times a day I shake my head and think, this can't be my actual life.
You are amazing then, because holy moly that would be a lot of freaking work. Although they would probably amuse themselves a lot, no? I feel like you should make a movie about your life, lol.
This is funny. Even though I'm a lurker (on the worst possible day to be a lurker chiming in), I had to respond to this thread. You basically described my kids here, even down to their ages, more or less. In my case, #3 was planned but #4 was not. He's 6 weeks old now. Several times a day I shake my head and think, this can't be my actual life.
You are amazing then, because holy moly that would be a lot of freaking work. Although they would probably amuse themselves a lot, no? I feel like you should make a movie about your life, lol.
It is a lot of work. We're still adjusting to life (to put it mildly) with a newborn again. The older two are easy and mostly entertain each other and, lately, have spent an embarrassing amount of time on the kindle. We actually fostered for a while, but having two toddlers was easier than a toddler and a newborn. Do you hear that? I have become immune to my own insanity.
I knew people that got pregnant on their honeymoon...with twins, pregnant a couple years later...with twins, pregnant again...only one this time. They had 5 boys under 5.
I have friends. When I met them, they had two little girls, ages 3 and 6 months. And then he tells me his wife is 3 months pregnant. With twins. ALL GIRLS.
The twins were conceived while she was on the mini pill. They were born 10 days after the youngest's 1st bday.
Now they are 2.5, 3.5, and 5. Oh, and Mom will be 25 next week.
That just sounds scary. I have a friend who was an oops baby--along with both her brothers. Her mom was on 3 different kinds of birth control. One was the pill, one was condoms and the other was an IUD. After the third, both she and her husband had surgery.
That just sounds scary. I have a friend who was an oops baby--along with both her brothers. Her mom was on 3 different kinds of birth control. One was the pill, one was condoms and the other was an IUD. After the third, both she and her husband had surgery.
That just sounds scary. I have a friend who was an oops baby--along with both her brothers. Her mom was on 3 different kinds of birth control. One was the pill, one was condoms and the other was an IUD. After the third, both she and her husband had surgery.
Is your friend's name notit by any chance?
Haha, no! She's a legitimate person, as is her mother.