I'm feeling a touch smug

[jane6672]

Just a little.

My co-worker who loves to prattle on whenever anybody gets sick about how she never gets sick because she juices?

She has a cold.

[eb777888]

I hate when people brag about NEVER getting sick. I mean, healthy people get sick! lol It's okay.

[spitforspat]

Heh.

[jlt19]

My mom does this. Yet, she's always sick with something or other. She'll have a headache and say "it's so weird, I never get headaches". I want to keep a spreadsheet so I can tell her exactly when she does in fact get them.

[Deleted]

Ha! I would bring her some juice and say, "for your cold...."

[jane6672]

Apr 22, 2014 10:13:45 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

I hate when people brag about NEVER getting sick. I mean, healthy people get sick! lol It's okay.

No. Juicing has freed her from all common illnesses.



Also, juicing + coffee enemas can cure cancer. FYI.

[bania]

Oh sweet justice.

[eb777888]

Apr 22, 2014 10:21:10 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Apr 22, 2014 10:13:45 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

I hate when people brag about NEVER getting sick. I mean, healthy people get sick! lol It's okay.

No. Juicing has freed her from all common illnesses.



Also, juicing + coffee enemas can cure cancer. FYI.

Hmmmm, I'd rather get a cold.

[eb777888]

And look, I love making juice. I actually just told H I need to start doing it again. It makes me feel really good but I don't use it as a verb and I don't talk about it very much. It's also not a wonder drug, it's just juice. lol

[jlt19]

Apr 22, 2014 10:21:10 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

Apr 22, 2014 10:13:45 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

I hate when people brag about NEVER getting sick. I mean, healthy people get sick! lol It's okay.

No. Juicing has freed her from all common illnesses.



Also, juicing + coffee enemas can cure cancer. FYI.

Isn't one of the main points of drinking coffee to enjoy the taste?

[cville]

You know she's going to try to call this cold "allergies" so she doesn't have to admit the fallibility of juice.

[eb777888]

Apr 22, 2014 10:26:20 GMT -5 jlt19 said:

Apr 22, 2014 10:21:10 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

No. Juicing has freed her from all common illnesses.



Also, juicing + coffee enemas can cure cancer. FYI.

Isn't one of the main points of drinking coffee to enjoy the taste?

I know! And I'm not shoving anything up my ass unless it's medically necessary.

[cville]

You know she's going to try to call this cold "allergies" so she doesn't have to admit the fallibility of juice.

[amberlyrose]

Bring her a cheeseburger and tell her it always cures your colds.

[jane6672]

Apr 22, 2014 10:30:00 GMT -5 cville said:

You know she's going to try to call this cold "allergies" so she doesn't have to admit the fallibility of juice.

Oh, I am sure.

I'm waiting for the right time to ask "Are you okay? You sound a little hoarse."

[thebuddhagouda]

The last time I got my hair cut, my stylist started going on and on about how her homeopathic and natural cures and diet changes had cured her pre-cancerous cervical cells, and that all anybody with HIV or cancer really needed to worry about was diet changes because doctors just throw drugs at patients and don't tell them how to care for their bodies.

I was all

[eb777888]

Apr 22, 2014 10:43:06 GMT -5 thebuddhagouda said:

The last time I got my hair cut, my stylist started going on and on about how her homeopathic and natural cures and diet changes had cured her pre-cancerous cervical cells, and that all anybody with HIV or cancer really needed to worry about was diet changes because doctors just throw drugs at patients and don't tell them how to care for their bodies.

I was all 

This shit drives me insane. I'm all for natural ways when possible but sometimes you need medication and medical intervention.

I met a mom at the park who is attempting to cure her hypothyroid by eating organic. I was like... omg. I just can't even fucking imagine. lol

[thebuddhagouda]

Apr 22, 2014 10:45:55 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Apr 22, 2014 10:43:06 GMT -5 thebuddhagouda said:

The last time I got my hair cut, my stylist started going on and on about how her homeopathic and natural cures and diet changes had cured her pre-cancerous cervical cells, and that all anybody with HIV or cancer really needed to worry about was diet changes because doctors just throw drugs at patients and don't tell them how to care for their bodies.

I was all 

This shit drives me insane. I'm all for natural ways when possible but sometimes you need medication and medical intervention.

I met a mom at the park who is attempting to cure her hypothyroid by eating organic. I was like... omg. I just can't even fucking imagine. lol

Right, because I do agree that diet can affect the way you feel, and there is probably a lot you can do on that front to help with side effects from chemo and stuff like that, but OMG YOU CAN'T CURE CANCER BY CUTTING OUT SUGAR AND DRINKING KALE JUICE.

[missyny]

She is just a regular old dirty germ getter, just like the rest of us. Awwww.