seriously cats?

[gbck]

Which of you puked IN my child's backpack?

Not funny.
*glare at El Gato

Also?
La Doof Kitton? You are SO on my shit list.
Last night, he somehow managed to get between the bed and the wall (we keep it blocked off but the dresser got shifted somehow, from the bed knocking against it... ). So at 3 am both the Mr. and I JOLTED awake because someone decided that trying to kill the lamp cord (that runs behind the bed) was entertaining. Nothing like weird noises you're trying to figure out then trying to catch a lamp as it gets jerked off a dresser onto your pillow.
(I eventually caught a leg and dragged him out and we re-arranged furniture to block his entrance. He had hours to go in there--we know because we found a gazillion old nasty poofballs he dragged out from back there. So he's a jerk for being loud and trying to clock me w/ a lamp at 3 am.
But it was funny. The Mr.'s "abada-uh-wah,argh?" noises at 3 am are hilarious ;D)