Other names for farts

[8675309]

Toots.

As used in a sentence that my 2yr old states frequently.

"Momma, YOU TOOTS!!!"

[bornbaker]

A butt burp?

[bornbaker]

May 6, 2014 18:11:54 GMT -5 @applesauce said:

May 6, 2014 18:09:58 GMT -5 bornbaker said:

A butt burp?

lol no

I think I like that even less than fart.

Thank you for the idea though.

Yea, I didn't think it would work out. But I was giggling when I thought of it - so I had to post! 

Usually "toot" is our alternative word. I also think it's easier for my toddler to say/learn. 

[locarb]

Toots but I have toddlers.

Ass kisses or ass whispers?

[unclejesse]

We yell out "tooty booty!"

Mature.

[nadasteph]

My h always says he stepped on a duck or tells the toddler to look for the low flying geese.

[musiclover]

Air biscuit makes me lol.

[Deleted]

My friend's husband calls it a pifter. But only when a lady does it.

[8675309]

May 6, 2014 19:12:30 GMT -5 nadasteph said:

My h always says he stepped on a duck or tells the toddler to look for the low flying geese.

I thought my H was the only one that did this. He loves to point at the ground and yell "look kids! A barking spider!"

[agnes]

Have a friend who has her children call them "pooey cloud"

[agnes]

I use toot with my 3 year old niece.

"Did you toot?" and I giggle.

[Deleted]

May 6, 2014 19:45:21 GMT -5 8675309 said:

May 6, 2014 19:12:30 GMT -5 nadasteph said:

My h always says he stepped on a duck or tells the toddler to look for the low flying geese.

I thought my H was the only one that did this. He loves to point at the ground and yell "look kids! A barking spider!"

i dated this guy in college who said "a mouse on a motorcycle."

[monkeybabe]

Bust ass
>.>

[peachdragon]

When I was little I had several different words for flatulence, depending on what kind it was. A poofer was a silent but deadly one, a wooftie was one that kinda made a soft woosh sound, and a zart is one that sounds like something ripping.

[urbancowgirl]

May 6, 2014 20:15:31 GMT -5 peachdragon said:

When I was little I had several different words for flatulence, depending on what kind it was. A poofer was a silent but deadly one, a wooftie was one that kinda made a soft woosh sound, and a zart is one that sounds like something ripping.

Lmao! I'm going to start using these.

[flamingeaux]

toot or poot.

[FastHands]

I've always been partial to fouff.

[urbancowgirl]

My grandmother said putter. It makes me giggle.

[lexxasaurus]

May 6, 2014 20:48:19 GMT -5 flamingeaux said:

toot or poot.

[EloiseWeenie]

I say toot. My 2 year old always says, "Oops, I'm poopins!" I'm like "poopins is poop, Amelia, get it right!" She doesn't care, and continues to call toots "poopins."

I had friend in middle school that called them ruffles, or ripples, or something that reminded me of a ridged potato chip.

[WOT?*]

Poot.
It might get confusing since you're saying Poop but maybe if you said crap or dump or pinched a loaf instead.

[skib]

We say toot, which has become a word that is guaranteed to get DD to crack the heck up. It's not uncommon for her to holler, "Mama, you TOOTED!" in Target.

[abreasteddevelopment]

I play the butt trumpet, release my cracken, or blame it on the duck.

[nmosrob]

My good friend says barking spider, I had never heard that before. My brother and his kids call them bullfrogs. I also say 'let one go'.

[stinkyfeet]

Barking spider or mouse on the Harley just drove by. :-)

[thedahliharpa]

I think Dorothy Zbornak needs to change her display name BACK to justfartin when she posts over here.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

May 7, 2014 15:04:29 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

I think Dorothy Zbornak needs to change her display name BACK to justfartin when she posts over here.

Where am I?

But, for real, what board is this?

And I am literally just fartin' right now. I am HAWT. Also literally. These farts have some heat!

[thedahliharpa]

May 7, 2014 15:14:01 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

May 7, 2014 15:04:29 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

I think Dorothy Zbornak needs to change her display name BACK to justfartin when she posts over here.

Where am I?

But, for real, what board is this?

And I am literally just fartin' right now. I am HAWT. Also literally. These farts have some heat!

You are everywhere you have always wanted to be. In our house we call those farts "barn burners".

[playswithsquirrels]

I am way too immature for this thread.

:::chuckles at every word involving farts:::

[EmilieMadison]

We call them "frogs".

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