Walmart bingo.

[heyjude]

This requires going to a Walmart. Fail.

What's a wolf boy?

Whats wrong w/ beer AND diapers?

[heyjude]

Body odor = co-op too.

[twotrue]

Jul 17, 2012 13:02:01 GMT -5 heyjude said:

What's a wolf boy?

Same question.

[Chirp]

I don't need Wal-Mart for such a game. I just have to visit my family... BINGO!

ETA: Behold wolf boy

[downtoearth]

I laughed at the "urination" decal one.

I thought this was going to be a fat-Tuesday post for some reason.

Oh and wolf-boy wasn't that a Weekly World thing like Bat Boy once-upon-a-time?

[basilosaurus]

^o) White woman with multi-racial kids?

That bingo doesn't really apply to my local Walmart. It's its own special breed of crazy here. Half of the squares would be filled with crazy things Japanese tourists do and buy.

[shadow]

No fair. This game favors the more southern contestants. I too would like to know what a wolf boy is. And can one person count for 2 spots? Like a guy in a wifebeater & crocs buying beer & diapers?

[cookiemdough]

Is pickels spelled correctly? I thought it was pickles?

[marie427]

I can probably win this game just by walking around NYC.

[MrsAxilla]

I'm so glad I live in a normal place like Colorado! I honestly don't know that I've seen any of those.

Except bulk pickles. Ben loves pickles.

[heyjude]

And actually. The multiracial one is pretty racist.

[JLN]

Just about every time I buy sposie diapers I also have beer in my cart.

This would be fun, but I couldn't step foot in a Wal Mart.

[heyjude]

We went to a picnic this weekend and strolled a 12 pack of PBR in the stroller. Klassy.

[heyjude]

Also my baby is half Mexican so I guess I'm two squares right there.

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Jul 17, 2012 13:21:31 GMT -5 basilosaurus said:

White woman with multi-racial kids?

I can't find my jaw.

What fucker wrote this shit???

[pixy0stix]

I was a pregnant woman with a tramp stamp. ::bows::

[basilosaurus]

Is a wolf boy one of those kids with a faux hawk and rat tail?

[runforrest]

Jul 17, 2012 13:48:39 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I was a pregnant woman with a tramp stamp. ::bows::

Ditto.

And yeah, that multiracial one is just wrong.

[downtoearth]

Jul 17, 2012 13:27:55 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

I'm so glad I live in a normal place like Colorado! I honestly don't know that I've seen any of those.

Except bulk pickles. Ben loves pickles.

I went to Walmart all of 3 times in 10 years of living in Denver metro area and I'm sure I saw probably most of those. I know I saw kids without shoes and even was behind a pregnant girl with a lot of tattoos (not sure about the tramp stamp) buying diapers and beer when at a Vail-area (Avon) Walmart once. But I shouldn't say much b/c I was buying diapers, beer, and a sleeping bag.

[emmybean]

I'm not sure why the three bi-racial kids square is more offensive than the beer and diapers one. Neither are trashy--then again half that shit isn't always or automatically trashy.

Which just makes the whole thing stupid.

[kasi]

Can I mark the spot of pregnant woman with tramp stamp for myself? I have a few other tattoos including one on my enormous belly. Totally trashy right?

[Deleted]

You can buy beer at Walmart?
Damn Yankees

[Deleted]

Jul 17, 2012 14:33:57 GMT -5 emmybean said:

I'm not sure why the three bi-racial kids square is more offensive than the beer and diapers one. Neither are trashy--then again half that shit isn't always or automatically trashy.

Which just makes the whole thing stupid.

Because we judge people on the content of their carts, not the color of their skin.

Duh

[UMaineTeach]

Jul 17, 2012 19:48:43 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

Because we judge people on the content of their carts

Like the time DH and I went to Sam's Club and bought only 5 lbs of baking soda, 2 gals of vinegar, and 12 rolls of paper towels and the exit greeter told us to "have a safe night" ?

[ringstrue]

I could count myself as the bearded lady! Winning!!

[Deleted]

I want to know what's wrong with not wearing shoes?

[ESF]

Jul 17, 2012 19:48:43 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

Jul 17, 2012 14:33:57 GMT -5 emmybean said:

I'm not sure why the three bi-racial kids square is more offensive than the beer and diapers one. Neither are trashy--then again half that shit isn't always or automatically trashy.

Which just makes the whole thing stupid.

Because we judge people on the content of their carts, not the color of their skin.

Duh

I totally judge people on the contents of their carts. That is my second favorite part about grocery shopping, right after the whole part about coming home with tons of new food to shove in my mouth.

But yes I agree that square is just wrong.

[basilosaurus]

Wait, it's wrong to judge carts now? How else will I stay entertained while waiting in line?

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Jul 17, 2012 20:14:37 GMT -5 @maggie78 said:

I want to know what's wrong with not wearing shoes?

It evokes that image of crazy Britney Spears coming out of the gas station ladies room barefoot.

[emmybean]

Jul 17, 2012 19:48:43 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

Jul 17, 2012 14:33:57 GMT -5 emmybean said:

I'm not sure why the three bi-racial kids square is more offensive than the beer and diapers one. Neither are trashy--then again half that shit isn't always or automatically trashy.

Which just makes the whole thing stupid.

Because we judge people on the content of their carts, not the color of their skin.

Duh

People judge on every thing, that's the fucking point. One isn't worse than the other. They are the same god damn thing. Judgment based on superficial bullshittiness.