Dear naturally early risers like Mr. Cville, Yes, you are smug. But I love you anyway. Even when you are nodding off at 9:15 and are the reason we can't ever watch Mad Men on the night it actually airs. Love, Cville
Damn you for charging $99/panel for simple blue and white striped cotton curtains that I can't find anywhere else. I'm unfriending you. Right after this purchase.
Dear Children, Why is it that I can be standing inches from you asking you to do something and you don't hear me. But yet, the ice cream man can be five miles down the road and ring his bell once and you are running out with a dollar looking for him.
Dear naturally early risers like Mr. Cville, and Mr. Raccoon, Yes, you are smug. But I love you anyway. Even when you are nodding off at 9:15 and are the reason we can't ever watch Mad Menanything on the night it actually airs. Love, Cville & Booze R
I remember years ago I felt pretty lucky with my life. I think the last 4-5 years of shit I've experienced should be over and I'm ready for a change and I fully realize it's up to me.
Thanks for having such a great Vevo channel. It's the 90's/early 2000's in the Kande house today. Please keep being awesome, get back together, and give me some more great music!
I don't know why you have such a problem keeping iced coffee on hand. Since all you have to do is pour liquid over ice in a cup, it is almost the least labour intensive drink on your menu. Therefore, your baristas should be jumping at the chance to make iced coffee so that they don't have to blend complicated frappucino drinks.
Signed,
Ms. Loves cold coffee in the summer and is trying to give you $3 for $0.30 of product.
Thanks for fueling my obsession with the Duggars and making me stay up till midnight watching Jessa and Ben's awkwardness and Jill and Derick's adorableness.
Post by themysteriouswife on May 28, 2014 11:19:16 GMT -5
Dear Body,
I understand it's hard to function when an organ is ripped from you. It's been 8 weeks. Please let me eat what I want without feeling the urge to purge. Mr. Gallbladder was bad news for us. We can live in harmony without him.
Post by DotAndBuzz on May 28, 2014 11:42:40 GMT -5
Dear Self:
10 cubic yards of mulch is a lot of effing mulch. What the hell were you thinking? You're going to regret this in the morning, and for many mornings to come.
Dear 6th Graders, Two days left. That's it! Two days. Please stop acting as if everything I ask you to do is beyond you. Cleaning out your locker and playing games are not difficult tasks. We're on the same team here. Yours truly, Your teacher
I don't know why you have such a problem keeping iced coffee on hand. Since all you have to do is pour liquid over ice in a cup, it is almost the least labour intensive drink on your menu. Therefore, your baristas should be jumping at the chance to make iced coffee so that they don't have to blend complicated frappucino drinks.
Signed,
Ms. Loves cold coffee in the summer and is trying to give you $3 for $0.30 of product.
That's why I started ordering Iced Americanos (well, that and I needed to get decaf). It's the same price too.
I'll have to try that next time! Yesterday they had just finished brewing the coffee for the iced coffee so it was there, but still hot. I took the barista's suggestion of getting it blended with the ice and milk. I ended up with a weird drink that kept separating and tasted weak.
Dear C: Please don't ever get up at 5:45am in the middle of my yoga routine again, even if you were cute doing savasana with me. Your daycare teacher does not like how freaking miserable you are after getting up that early. And I don't want to pick you up and have you think that if you act badly enough at school you get to leave. Love, Mom