Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle

gpw Elder I see you looking, bitch. Posts: 13,965 Likes: 16,427	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 21:52:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gpw on May 30, 2014 21:52:12 GMT -5 Yep. This happened.
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gpw Elder I see you looking, bitch. Posts: 13,965 Likes: 16,427	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 21:53:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gpw on May 30, 2014 21:53:54 GMT -5 Link to the story. I am too lazy to C&P.
	Back to Top Last Edit: May 30, 2014 22:00:19 GMT -5 by gpw "Not gonna lie; I kind of keep expecting you to post one day that you threw down on someone who clearly had no idea that today was NOT THEIR DAY." ~dontcallmeshirley

gpw Elder I see you looking, bitch. Posts: 13,965 Likes: 16,427	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 21:54:53 GMT -5 Michelle likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gpw on May 30, 2014 21:54:53 GMT -5 NitaX - this is TN. Come get your cousin.
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Cicero Senior Member Posts: 5,514 Likes: 5,100	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 21:55:47 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cicero on May 30, 2014 21:55:47 GMT -5 May 30, 2014 21:53:54 GMT -5 gpw said: Link to the story. I am too lazy to C&P. I can't get the link to work. Did she know the kid was there?
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CallingAllAngels Senior Member Posts: 6,941 Likes: 12,986	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 21:55:57 GMT -5 laurenpetro likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CallingAllAngels on May 30, 2014 21:55:57 GMT -5 I really hope this becomes a thing. It's a fantastic idea.
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Post by elleblue on May 30, 2014 21:58:03 GMT -5

Bummer, the link doesn't work!

But I am confused as to how someone would even come up with this idea in the first place.

Also, wouldn't this be the worst/best time for a diaper blowout?

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Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 22:00:44 GMT -5

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May 30, 2014 21:55:47 GMT -5 Cicero said:

May 30, 2014 21:53:54 GMT -5 gpw said:

Link to the story. I am too lazy to C&P.

I can't get the link to work. Did she know the kid was there?

Sorry! Fixed the link. Yes, she knew. She is not happy about the shade being thrown her way.

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gpw Elder I see you looking, bitch. Posts: 13,965 Likes: 16,427	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 22:03:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gpw on May 30, 2014 22:03:09 GMT -5 "Our 1 month old was awake and well secured on my train."
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josieposy Elder Posts: 15,709 Likes: 30,456	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 22:07:17 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App meshaliuknits, Kore, and 14 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by josieposy on May 30, 2014 22:07:17 GMT -5 It's called a train. What else is it for?
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gpw Elder I see you looking, bitch. Posts: 13,965 Likes: 16,427	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 22:10:31 GMT -5 msmerymac, thejackpot, and 9 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gpw on May 30, 2014 22:10:31 GMT -5 May 30, 2014 22:07:17 GMT -5 josieposy said: It's called a train. What else is it for?
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josieposy Elder Posts: 15,709 Likes: 30,456	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 22:17:37 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App gpw likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by josieposy on May 30, 2014 22:17:37 GMT -5 May 30, 2014 22:10:31 GMT -5 gpw said: May 30, 2014 22:07:17 GMT -5 josieposy said: It's called a train. What else is it for? Well played.
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pixy0stix Moderator Mod for CE&P Posts: 63,676 Likes: 147,615	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 22:18:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pixy0stix on May 30, 2014 22:18:34 GMT -5 We talked about this in the randoms thread, too. So much wtf.
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May 30, 2014 22:03:09 GMT -5 gpw said:

"Our 1 month old was awake and well secured on my train."

Is it wrong that I think it would be better if the kid was asleep? Still jacked up and wrong but at least the poor kid would be blissfully unaware of such a really fucking weird sensation.

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josieposy Elder Posts: 15,709 Likes: 30,456	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 22:20:53 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by josieposy on May 30, 2014 22:20:53 GMT -5 I got too busy at work to read the randoms today. Clearly I missed some good stuff.
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Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 22:23:19 GMT -5

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May 30, 2014 22:20:53 GMT -5 josieposy said:

I got too busy at work to read the randoms today. Clearly I missed some good stuff.

yeah, I didn't get into that thread today, either. I was disappointed when I was informed it was put there. I hate getting scooped.

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NitaX Elder BA, MPA, BAA, P2P Posts: 11,345 Likes: 21,947	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 30, 2014 23:57:51 GMT -5 decemberwedding07 and blueshirt2003 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NitaX on May 30, 2014 23:57:51 GMT -5 I just refuse to believe that this is real life.
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May 30, 2014 21:54:53 GMT -5 gpw said:

NitaX - this is TN. Come get your cousin.

My former SIL is from the same town where the bride is from. Notice she's my former SIL—she's a train wreck. When I saw the name of the town, I was not entirely shocked. Folks from Ripley seem to think they're awfully special. :-#

ETA: I just checked FB, and I see that she's living there again. The crazy has returned.

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Post by Velar Fricative on May 31, 2014 5:50:40 GMT -5

All I'm saying is that if I got married when my baby was 1 month old, I would have been walking down the aisle in yoga pants and a ratty t-shirt.

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May 30, 2014 23:57:51 GMT -5 NitaX said:

I just refuse to believe that this is real life.

Maybe it's just fantasy. Do you feel as though you're caught in a landslide? Because unfortunately there is no escape from reality.

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I would love to catch up with that one month old when she is older and see what her reaction is to how she was dragged down the aisle on mommy's train lol.

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May 31, 2014 6:06:58 GMT -5 IIOY said:

May 30, 2014 23:57:51 GMT -5 NitaX said:

I just refuse to believe that this is real life.

Maybe it's just fantasy. Do you feel as though you're caught in a landslide? Because unfortunately there is no escape from reality.

I love you.

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shortstax Senior Member Posts: 5,561 Likes: 7,442	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 31, 2014 7:28:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shortstax on May 31, 2014 7:28:01 GMT -5 I legit LOL'ed. How did people in the church hold it together?
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AAM2012 Senior Member Posts: 9,728 Likes: 8,525	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 31, 2014 7:31:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AAM2012 on May 31, 2014 7:31:16 GMT -5 I saw this on instagram and thought no way was it real. Ugh even the guest at the wedding are looking down at the baby with a WTF look.
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orangeblossom Elder Posts: 17,740 Likes: 17,737	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 31, 2014 7:33:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by orangeblossom on May 31, 2014 7:33:26 GMT -5 I would have wanted to reach down and pick that baby up. I just don't understand folks.
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msmerymac Elder Buffalo -> Los Angeles -> Philadelphia Posts: 28,646 Likes: 23,334	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 31, 2014 7:36:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by msmerymac on May 31, 2014 7:36:32 GMT -5 I'm not sure her response is in English, but I think it's of the "only God can judge me!" variety?
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shortstax Senior Member Posts: 5,561 Likes: 7,442	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 31, 2014 7:37:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shortstax on May 31, 2014 7:37:20 GMT -5 Plus, how was none of her family or bridesmaids all "honey, I don't think this is a great idea." Do you think they were all "BEST IDEA EVER!" followed by major eye-rolls?
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lilibet Senior Member Highly enjoying this last point of moral decay Posts: 5,933 Likes: 6,733	Bride's baby rides her train down the aisle May 31, 2014 12:17:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lilibet on May 31, 2014 12:17:32 GMT -5 May 31, 2014 9:06:52 GMT -5 curbsideprophet said: How exactly was the baby secured to the train? This is what I want to know. Did they sew a little seatbelt into the dress? A harness?
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May 31, 2014 12:17:32 GMT -5 lilibet said:

May 31, 2014 9:06:52 GMT -5 curbsideprophet said:

How exactly was the baby secured to the train?

This is what I want to know. Did they sew a little seatbelt into the dress? A harness?

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