New Lainey blind item- A Loyal Customer

[Bernadine]

For years I've been saying that she is such a bitch.  Like, terrifying.  And humourless, unless you're famous.  But on a red carpet?  If she's sneering at you?  There's venom.  Behind that cool, tall beauty, she's vicious.

Now, maybe I understand why.

Turns out she likes her cocaine.  She's much smarter about it than, say, people who end up under LA bridges with sketchy explanations, or child stars who rage down the Pacific Coast Highway chasing down their enemies.  How does she keep winning awards and protecting her reputation?  How has she kept the sh-t off of her?  Because beyond her love life, there has never, ever been any gossip about her indulgences, beyond the occasional fruit, especially now that she has someone else to look after.

One explanation (on top of her discretion): Customer Loyalty.  Same dealer for a decade.  He supplies only to very exclusive clientele and is selective about his regular customers.  She's a regular customer.  It's more than occasional bump.  Never mind the boyfriend, that might be her most steady relationship.


My guess- Charlize Theron.  And really, I'm not sure if it's a big deal?

[Bernadine]

Jun 4, 2014 11:46:38 GMT -5 @booby said:

charliza, yep. ---> apple bong!

this one was delightfully obvious.

Oooooh yeah, I remember that now.

But like I said- I don't know if I even care, assuming her son is being taken care of.

[cleo29]

The comment about her most steady relationship seems weird to me since Charlize was with Stewart Whatshisname for YEARS.

[Deleted]

Doesn't like 95% of Hollywood do coke? I thought it was just accepted as a normal thing for all of them.

However, the Sean Penn match is super weird.

[fryjack2]

My guess was Cameron Diaz.

Nevermind.  She doesn't make sense if I actually read.

I don't know the apple bong story.

[cleo29]

Jun 4, 2014 13:01:15 GMT -5 c7 said:

Jun 4, 2014 12:40:33 GMT -5 pagas said:

I would have guessed January Jones

I think this fits, except the part about "someone to take care of now." She's not linked with Liam Hemsworth anymore, so who is she dating?

But she has a baby, so that would be her someone to take care of, which fits better, imo, than a BF.

[mrsgoontz]

I like the January Jones guess.

[krystee]

I think it's Charlize Theron. The fruit could be the poisonous apple in the Snow White movie, right? Or am I reaching? Also, has JJ won any awards?