Funny things you're kids is saying

[redheadbaker]

Post yours!

Rhinoceros = "rhinorocerous"
Ravioli = "rabby-rolly"
Elevator = "alligator"

[catbus]

We have a lavender plant in our front yard, as do many of our neighbors. Bumblebees and honeybees love those things, so every time E sees a lavender he runs up and says, "HI BOM-BLEE!" (his pronunciation of "bumblebee"), then looks for the bees. When he walks away, he says "Buh-bye, bomblee!"

[gibbinator]

Yellow = lello
Penis = wenis
If you tell him that it's raining he throws his arms up in the air and exclaims "oh no!" and runs to the window
Every morning at breakfast he looks for the 2 blue jays that come to my deck feeder. If they're not there he sings "birdy? Whereareyou? Birdy?"

[matildasun]

M says oopsie baby instead of oopsie daisy. It always makes me smile.

[redheadbaker]

Oh, yeah, mine says "lello" for yellow. And "orange-in" for orange. I have no idea why he adds the extra sound.

[zeewifeandmama]

Me: Isa, ready to go pick up, Apa?!
I: no, eating grapes
Me: but she's waiting for us she'll be sad.
I: nope, eating grapes!!!

Lol, this might not be that funny typed out but it was hysterical!

[rootbeerfloat]

DD is into "may I" these days. May I go outside? May I eat that? If we say no, it turns into "May YOU let me eat that?"

[Deleted]

CLu calls my dad "Mye." He insists we all call him by his given name of Mike rather than "dad") and he's adapted it into a possessive phrase :-)

[jade]

His tricycle is his re-sike-u-lo.
If he wants up its carroo instead of carry me.
Or its uppy uppy, instead of just up.
On the other hand, he has started saying "yes" instead of "yeah" and it makes him sound so grown up.

[redheadbaker]

Oh! His favorite treats are Annie's Bunny Snacks (the gummy fruit flavored things), M&Ms and jelly beans.

Last week, he wanted jelly beans for breakfast. I told him, no way. So then he told me that Daddy wants jelly beans.

[redheadbaker]

And for some reason, every mode of transportation is driving. You drive a car, but you also drive a bike, drive a horse, etc.

[lilac05]

DS1 is almost 3.5
Am not = amn't
Sewer system = skewer system (of course, talking about where poop goes!)

He's also naming things and explaining them to me. The words are frequently fairly normal sounding words, so I never know if he knows something I don't or if he's making something up!
"That's a concomidor boat, Mommy! That means it's a remote control boat that goes really fast!"
He tries to teach me LOTS of things during the day.

He's also big into calling me "honey" right now.
ETA: "Mommy, did you put those flowers on the porch because you love me?!?  Aww...that was sweet!"

[caffeinezzz]

Girl Twins are 4:

Twin 1: "I burped and farted so I said excuse me"
Twin 2: "If you did both, you have to say excuse me two times"

AWESOME

[pescalita]

He's suddenly obsessed with coffee. He came in to our room last Sunday morning, hopped up on top of me and declared, "where'd foffee go?" Then we sat down to breakfast, and my H set his coffee a little too close to A's plate, so he said "no please*, no foffee". (*He doesn't quite get no thank you, he says no please instead)

He thinks cars are "home". I guess this is what happens with a suburb baby, we're always talking about "let's go home" when we go to the car, so he thinks the car is "home" rather than the house.

I asked him what's the magic word and he said "abba abba".

[chickens987]

Jun 6, 2014 13:55:23 GMT -5 matildasun said:

M says oopsie baby instead of oopsie daisy. It always makes me smile.

We are trying to train dd to say "oopsie maisie" but it hasn't stuck yet

[scribellesam]

Thank you is "Doo-oh!" and please is "peeeeeeee?!" Vitamins are "mee mee!"

In the last couple weeks he's started adding a "t" sound to end of random words. So "no" has become "note," and "more" has become "mort."

[meij]

DD likes to shop the islands (aisles) and Target and eat ostriches (sausages) for breakfast.

[MadamePresident]

Yesterday, Nods was asking for some type of snack and I couldn't figure out what she was saying, so I was trying out words. I eventually said "crasins" and she said "oooookay". It wasn't was she originally wanted, but apparently it was an even better option.

[Alyssa]

Katie you need to share

 - "No I share by myself"





My son calls milk, "Gook".  We're trying to correct him on that one, not something you want a child yelling out.

socks and shoes = Ox and Oooos

Truck = Gok

Car = Gar

Grandma = WaWa-day.....I don't know on that one, but when he says goodbye to my mom, she says, "Bye-bye wa-wa-day."  I think he picked up pig latin somewhere.

[redheadbaker]

Jun 6, 2014 15:28:11 GMT -5 pescalita said:

He's suddenly obsessed with coffee. He came in to our room last Sunday morning, hopped up on top of me and declared, "where'd foffee go?" Then we sat down to breakfast, and my H set his coffee a little too close to A's plate, so he said "no please*, no foffee". (*He doesn't quite get no thank you, he says no please instead)[br

DS helps us make the coffee. He closes the lid on the coffee maker, and presses the brew button.

[hilwithonelary]

Jun 6, 2014 18:10:37 GMT -5 Alyssa said:

Katie you need to share

 - "No I share by myself"





My son calls milk, "Gook".  We're trying to correct him on that one, not something you want a child yelling out.

socks and shoes = Ox and Oooos

Truck = Gok

Car = Gar

Grandma = WaWa-day.....I don't know on that one, but when he says goodbye to my mom, she says, "Bye-bye wa-wa-day."  I think he picked up pig latin somewhere.

DS called milk "gook" for.ev.er.  I don't know where he came up with it.

Right now, he's saying, "Cool" to pretty much any answer we give him. "Where's Dad?" "Dad is at work." "Cool." He also has started saying "Yes" instead of "Yeah" in this funny voice that sounds a little like Napoleon Dynamite.

DD has started calling herself "Dah dah" since she can't say "Elsa." She also likes to tickle and be tickled. She says "Tee tee, Mom! Tee tee, Mom!" while she tickles me.  Then she says, "Tee Tee, Dah dah!" when she wants to be tickled.  

[Deleted]

"I think the pee and poop come from my belly button." Stone cold serious. OMG.

Dd2 refused a nap the other day by sitting in her crib saying "night-night" and "lovey" over and over. Insanely cute.

[turtlegirl]

Jun 6, 2014 13:46:46 GMT -5 redheadbaker said:

Post yours!

Rhinoceros = "rhinorocerous"
Ravioli = "rabby-rolly"
Elevator = "alligator"

DS1 says alligator for elevator too. Last week on vacation he'd run down the hall in the hotel and yell "I wanna push the button in the alligator!" every time we went somewhere.

[loskadoodle]

too-wah=orange

[Deleted]

Orange is "oveh" (sounds like oven with a "huh" sound at the end). Bananas are still "la la", I don't know why.

And when he gets excited he runs through every word he knows. Tonight when I told him we were going to Grammy's for dinner, he started clapping and said "Grammy birds water bubbles BATH!" Which actually is a very apt description of what we do at Grammy's house. We feed her birds, play in her fountains, play bubbles, and take a bath.

[leonard131]

M says "all right" but comes out " all my might"

[justjen]

Happy birthday = Abby dodo
Green = mean
Pink = mink ("mink socks" are fun)
Airplane = Amy
The park = "slides" or "recess"

[minzy]

I told the three year old that she was driving me bananas, and then she later said DD2 was driving her tomatoes.

The other day she said "I put my watering can next to yours because... because I love you, sweet little mommy."