voicemail from woman ejected for texting

[flamingeaux]

[cville]

I love that they made this into an ad.

[fezzik]

Lol that she's texted at every other theater and no one cared. Oh trust me, many people cared.

Ugh, I can't stand rude people in movie theaters. I would totally give that theater my business just because of this.

[Deleted]

Haha, awesome.

[lilafowler]

BURN

[lilafowler]

Jun 10, 2014 8:46:40 GMT -5 @kizmet said:

I love that they spelled out her mispronunciations. :-)

"MAGNITED"

[btay]

I want to go to that theater now

[speckledfrog]

Ha!

[spitforspat]

The Drafthouse's no talking policy is amazing and actually enforced. Love it there.

[blackcat]

Jun 10, 2014 8:43:25 GMT -5 fezzik said:

Lol that she's texted at every other theater and no one cared. Oh trust me, many people cared.

Ugh, I can't stand rude people in movie theaters. I would totally give that theater my business just because of this.

This is the main reason I almost always wait for a movie to come out on DVD, I hate going to the movies.

[Deleted]

If we had one of these nearby I would actually be able to convince DH to go to the movies again. But the closest one is in Yonkers and I don't think I can convince him to drive there on a Saturday night. lol.

[callie]

LOL that was awesome.

[CurlyQ284]

They have a message on the screen before the movie starts that says you can't talk or text or you will be thrown out. She's full of crap.

I will defend Alamo until the end of my days. It is a magical place.

[cville]

Also, you know how people will adopt a faux southern/hick accent when they want to sound unintelligent? Which is annoying. When I read something unintelligent, I use the voice from that voicemail. That pervasive, country-wide, immature, ending all sentences on an upnote blah blah. Because Justice Lewis Powell spoke with a southern accent, but I have yet to hear a USSC justice talk like Cher from Clueless.

WOMEN OF THE WORLD: STOP TALKING LIKE THIS. Seriously. Stop. Please.

[dexteroni]

lol at "I've texted at every other theater in Austin." Great!

And Magnited States of America.

[lindsaymg]

This is played at the beginning of all r rated movies at Drafthouse. It is almost my favorite part of the movie experience.

[derp]

I don't go to the movie theater unless it's the Alamo.

[wildfloweragain]

I've seen this before, or one like it. I like it so much I just watched it again!

[demelza]

Jun 10, 2014 9:09:14 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

They have a message on the screen before the movie starts that says you can't talk or text or you will be thrown out. She's full of crap.

I will defend Alamo until the end of my days. It is a magical place.

Not defending her AT ALL but it does sound like she came in late to the movie and missed the no texting thing.   Coming in late to a movie is flameful by itself anyways.

[nsl]

Jun 10, 2014 10:51:55 GMT -5 demelza said:

Jun 10, 2014 9:09:14 GMT -5 CurlyQ284 said:

They have a message on the screen before the movie starts that says you can't talk or text or you will be thrown out. She's full of crap.

I will defend Alamo until the end of my days. It is a magical place.

Not defending her AT ALL but it does sound like she came in late to the movie and missed the no texting thing.   Coming in late to a movie is flameful by itself anyways.

Except the "no texting" disclaimer is a the beginning of every movie at every movie theater in America and has been for years.  Ignorance is no defense here.

[DotAndBuzz]

This is just begging to be set to music or autotune by some smarty smart techy music person. BEGGING. With some pictures of clueless movie assholes and their phones in the background.


If someone does this, I want my cut for the idea.