Friend's BF gives me douchechills

[gozf]

I guess he's perfectly nice. But he's awkward and off-putting and he's in a band that I hate, and I was just informed that he's joining us for drinks tonight, which makes me gretsy.

I wanted to talk about my pending laser hair removal on my vadge and taint. I wanted to talk about how I'm butt-hurt that another friend kind of screwed me over recently, and how I missed out on an opportunity to DRINK WITH THE B52S BECAUSE OF IT. I wanted to vent and maybe well up a little bit and have her cheer me up, because she's really good at that.

Now I can do none of these things. And I have to pretend that I'm cool with him being there, because my friend really likes him, and I really like my friend, and if she's happy, I should be happy. Except I'm not happy today, and I just wanted to whine at her about it, but she already told him to join us, and clued me in after the fact.

[eightangryreindeer]

Did you get your stuff back?

[gozf]

Jul 18, 2012 15:21:19 GMT -5 eightangryreindeer said:

Did you get your stuff back?

I did! That made me happy. You know what didn't make me happy? the person I was with inviting her to sit with us.

I acted like she wasn't there. She bit her nails, and then left after 20 minutes.

[eightangryreindeer]

I'm sorry your planned evening is going down the tubes.

I will sext you later to cheer you along.

[gozf]

I love you so very much.

[sprky79]

Jul 18, 2012 15:24:02 GMT -5 gozf said:

Jul 18, 2012 15:21:19 GMT -5 eightangryreindeer said:

Did you get your stuff back?

I did! That made me happy. You know what didn't make me happy? the person I was with inviting her to sit with us.

I acted like she wasn't there. She bit her nails, and then left after 20 minutes.

Yay on getting your stuff back!

Double yay on her leaving after 20 minutes!!

[gozf]

Jul 18, 2012 15:29:09 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Vag and taint lasering is the BEST THING EVAH!!

Can you tell me about that to expect? How bad will it hurt? If she doesn't do my a-hole, can I yell at her? The ass hair is the main reason I'm getting this done. It's only a matter of time before Thor notices I have to shave my crack roughly every 12 hours. That's a conversation I never want to have.

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Jul 18, 2012 15:30:56 GMT -5 gozf said:

It's only a matter of time before Thor notices I have to shave my crack roughly every 12 hours. That's a conversation I never want to have.

This may be the best thing I've ever read. Thank you, thank you so very much.

[gozf]

You're welcome. The sad thing is, that's not hyperbole.