I almost smacked someone at work today...

[ndolehan]

For touching my belly. Which I don't really have one yet. A baby belly anyway.

While she was touching my belly she asked "how is my little niece or nephew doing today!?" and then started to talk to my unborn child. In the baby-talk voice.

I was all :-| and ^o)

A) I do not need this lady touching my stomach.
B) She is not related to my child in anyway. This is NOT her niece or nephew. We're not even good enough friends where I would allow my child to call her an aunt.
C) The "Baby voice" is obnoxious. It makes me want to punch people.

[Deleted]

Ew! I must say, I can't remember anyone ever trying to randomly touch my belly during either pregnancy. Family members or close friends, maybe. But a random coworker? Oh hell no.

[ndolehan]

Jul 18, 2012 21:07:06 GMT -5 @weeble said:

Ew! I must say, I can't remember anyone ever trying to randomly touch my belly during either pregnancy. Family members or close friends, maybe. But a random coworker? Oh hell no.

I'm more cool with family doing it - but it still weirds me out when my mom does it.

This co-worker thinks we're BFFs. I really don't like her, but I"m nice because she's the only other English speaking female in the kitchen.

[speckledfrog]

Some people are straight up crazy.

[Mrs.Beagle]

Scream "BAD TOUCH!!!" and push her away.

[tulip]

Jul 18, 2012 21:38:26 GMT -5 Mrs.Beagle said:

Scream "BAD TOUCH!!!" and push her away.

I'm dying laughing at this!!! DYING!!!

[ndolehan]

Jul 18, 2012 21:38:26 GMT -5 Mrs.Beagle said:

Scream "BAD TOUCH!!!" and push her away.

:Y:

THIS is the best advice EVER!

I might also use "STRANGER DANGER!" ;D

[mudslide]

Also, "I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!"

[hi725]

I will never understand this. I think you need to work on your bitch face. The only unwelcome touches I got while pregnant were from my MIL. But she is mentally unstable and may have mistaken the "bitch, I will cut you" face for the "yes, you can go ahead and kiss my belly you friggin psycho" face.