I am Done.With.This Day

[tulip]

So had the inspection on our house today. I left, saw two cars with men sitting in them in front of the little old ladies house across the street. (she comes into play later)

Our agent said it'll take 2 to 3 hours to complete. This house is 1400 sq feet, so the 2 hour time frame seems likely.

I go & visit BFF at work, we shop, etc.

Go home, 4 cars are now parked in front of little old ladies house. 30 mins are left on the time allowed for the inspection.

At the point I'm kinda like who is in my house? We were told, and this is what we did, the new buyers would show up for the last 30 to 20 mins of the inspection.

Call my agent he tells me they are wrapping up. So being lazy I park down the street hidden so I can see them leave.

About 5 mins into this here comes sweet, little old lady. With her damn STICKY notes.

I hauled ass down the street, roll down the window & intercept her before she reaches the last two cars.

Little old lady across the street is a watch dog. I freaking FORGOT to tell her she may or may not have cars parked in front of her house.

I screamed take the stickies off the cars!! They are doing the inspection!! Take the stickies off!! Ahhh!!!

Everyone comes out of the house. I drive off.

I am all kinds of angry right now. I'm angry my agent said the buyers would only be here for the last 20 to 30 mins, I'm angry at the fact my stove/oven was not put back the way it was & I'm angry at the little old lady across the street.

I'm sorry this is long, I can't post a cute picture of a drink. I'm on my phone.

Drink for anyone who finishes this.

[tulip]

Jul 18, 2012 21:30:22 GMT -5 Que? said:

Wtf, sticky notes? What good is that going to do?

I'd be pissed at the realtor too. Is your agent also the buyer's agent?

She puts then on ALL cars parked in front of her house for a length of time. She is crazy but harmless. You just have to tell her you are having a party, etc.

Whatever.

No two different agents, but I want to know what the F these people were doing in my house for 3 hours. I really wanna know.

[tulip]

Jul 18, 2012 21:34:11 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Haha! I know it's not funny for you at all, but I'm laughing at the image of the old lady sticky note vigilante parking enforcement and you running towards her in slow motion "Noooooooooooooooooooooo!"

I hope the inspection turned out okay and that the buyers aren't scared off by crazy lady.

I wasn't slow, I've never driven so fast down a residential street in my life.

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This story is crazy. We have crazy neighbors too so I feel ya. You need to drink tonight for sure.

[tulip]

Jul 18, 2012 21:44:37 GMT -5 calamity said:

This story is crazy. We have crazy neighbors too so I feel ya. You need to drink tonight for sure.

If she blew the sale of this house....

I have nothing.

She is OLD dammit!!

I'm banging my head into the wall. I really am.

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We have a woman with dimentia across the street that has similar shenanigans. Thankfully other crazy lady with anger management/drug issues just got evicted. Win for us!
We also have our house on the market so I really do feel ya.
I'm sure that her stunt wont hurt the sale.
And what were they doing that long inside? I'd be like gtfo out its still my house with all of my stuff!

[Doc_Lobster]

Jul 18, 2012 21:40:28 GMT -5 tulip said:

Jul 18, 2012 21:30:22 GMT -5 Que? said:

Wtf, sticky notes? What good is that going to do?

I'd be pissed at the realtor too. Is your agent also the buyer's agent?

She puts then on ALL cars parked in front of her house for a length of time. She is crazy but harmless. You just have to tell her you are having a party, etc.

Whatever.

No two different agents, but I want to know what the F these people were doing in my house for 3 hours. I really wanna know.

One of my old neighbors used to do this. Homemade parking tickets for any cars parked in front of her house for "too long". But she is only around 45-50.

[tulip]

Jul 18, 2012 21:56:44 GMT -5 calamity said:

We have a woman with dimentia across the street that has similar shenanigans. Thankfully other crazy lady with anger management/drug issues just got evicted. Win for us!
We also have our house on the market so I really do feel ya.
I'm sure that her stunt wont hurt the sale.
And what were they doing that long inside? I'd be like gtfo out its still my house with all of my stuff!

Okay, little old lady aside.

I'm pissed beyond belief that they were in my house that long. My shit is here, we agreed to pay closing costs. They aren't getting anything else.

Plus I have a ton of crap. H is pissed. This guy will put up with anything & he is pissed. Also furniture was moved, the freshly vacuumed carpet screams of this. WTF?

And the fing stove was not put back into place. WTH? I'm not happy.

My agent is getting it tomorrow.

[tulip]

Jul 18, 2012 21:59:27 GMT -5 Doc_Lobster said:

Jul 18, 2012 21:40:28 GMT -5 tulip said:

She puts then on ALL cars parked in front of her house for a length of time. She is crazy but harmless. You just have to tell her you are having a party, etc.

Whatever.

No two different agents, but I want to know what the F these people were doing in my house for 3 hours. I really wanna know.

One of my old neighbors used to do this. Homemade parking tickets for any cars parked in front of her house for "too long". But she is only around 45-50.

Mine is like my Grandma, in her late 70s early 80s. She knows I'm pissed, I'll have to go to confession. I had clenched teeth, curse words & my eyes rivaled Ramona.

Why today?!? Why?!?

I forgot. Why?!? Ugh!!!!!!!